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2010-11-12T11:59:00.010Z

Forgive me father for I have sinned - It has been one year and two months since my last blog post.

Oh yeah and don't mind all the porn I watch. So yeah, I'm back... bitches. What's up next? Well I finished a Tekken fan fiction focusing on Sergei Dragunov's activities directly before the events of Tekken 6 take place. I'll explain more on that when I release it but currently it's going through editing by one of my favourite lolicon/bondage erotica story writers on the Internet, Kenna. I'm sure she'll do a good job and I'm trying to use google documents since it seems perfect for this kind of stuff - I just hope she thinks so too.

Other than that? Eh, let's see - Since I'm just waiting for my story to be done editing I might visit some older RPs that I left behind on STS.

During my time away I guess I've also made a few youtube videos with me in them - Huzzah. Now you can see my somewhat Polish looking face rant at you for about five minutes.

Actually, getting to my videos - I try make videos with a clear point on a topic and my take on it. I try my best to make it short and sweet and I usually want the viewer to get at the very least a small laugh out of it. Life's too short to be moaning all day - there has to be some comedy!
Speaking of which... I haven't made a joke yet in this post, have I? Eh, Jack and Jill went up the hill HAD HOT ASS SEX FOR HOURS.

So I might as well show my videos so far. Here's one about the recent DMC if you haven't heard about this up-coming abomination already.

I just watched the Tekken movie. I'm so glad I waited until after I finished my fanfic to do that since it's a fucking disgrace and doesn't deserve to lick the boot of the awesome Tekken series. I'm sure if I watched it before writing my fic it would have destroyed some of my soul and made it shitter. I will now repress the memory of it.

REPRESS!

Done.

Up next - Let's all laugh at Catholics.

It's my first time making vids like this honestly so I've been playing around with what is funniest while delivering my opinion coherently. And yes, 'Alive!' is an actual newspaper that I get pushed through my mailbox without my consent every month like a greasy rapist's dick. Honestly, the hands that type that shit masturbate the very night after and think to themselves that it's a sin. How these people fucking live? Hence the compensating 'Alive!' title of their shitty newspaper propaganda.

I've got some more LOL RELIGION vids in there if anyone gives a shit. (My view count says nobody does). I may even post about some things on that but not sure yet.

The first video had a script which I followed closely enough but the second was improv with just a few words on notepad to keep some sort of structure. I do wear that awesome black T-Shirt with the apprpopiately rebel looking design on it on purpose as I talk about religion by the way. I'm corny like that.

Currently watching 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute' Anime which I actually like because of the important topic that it tackles along with the occasional and unavoidable Japanese pervness. Fuck why do I love it so? It's kind of embarressing but whatever.

I should probably move my blog to another host since google rapes my ass with fucking censors and warnings because some pussy fuck faces hit the REPORT button because they can't seem to grow a god damn pair of balls the shitty cum guzzling cunts! Don't hit REPORT on my Blog if you don't like it. Just get the FUCK out. Back button on your browsers RIGHT THERE YOU IGNORANT FUCK!

This revival post has gone on too long so I'm going to cut it off here. ROCK

H&S

2009-08-19T13:30:00.000+01:00

The following is a finished RP between me and HPN created over emails. Enjoy.

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Sinx Amax:

My char is Sinx Amax, a 12 year old cyber-punk girl who loves to get up to naughty things any time of the day - very horny but playful too. Sinx is a loli-type figure with striped leggings, cyber punk clothing, black hair with pink highlights and white eyes. She has a thin body with cute legs. Wears a red mini skirt with attractive Goth designs. She's sort of rich and goes out to blast away all her money on pointless, FUN things. : )

Hai Vareni:

Hai Vareni is a 16 year old boy, very intelligent for his age, that has made good money through his innate skills on hacking, that he use to steal profitable information. He's an orphan and he lives alone in a small house in the lower part of the city, that he considers a safe and quiet place. Despite valuing silence, during the day he prefer to stay in more rich places, like the 0-g theatre and have fun. He usually wears a long coat and carries an elegant power sword, white shirts and black trousers. He also commonly wears an improved ocular system on his left eye. The little device gather information around him and contains different kind of vision modes, like nocturnal one, infra red and see-through different material.

** = Author Separator

START

Hai walks up the first level of stairs of the 0-gravity theatre, reaching the middle level, where are the little rooms that easily allow to see the play, and the large windows of the others rooms, of course. Only noble people can afford the higher rooms, and only the poorest people sit in the lower level, Hai was not noble, but he has made enough money from hacking reserved information and selling them to be able tosit in a middle-level room. He reach the door numbered V437 and starts to search in his trousers for the key-card. He enters the little room and a soft light starts to shine for him. The large window was still obscured and Hai makes it transparent touching a button. He removes his long cloak and his power-sword and sits on the sofa in the middle of the little room, waiting for the play to start, lowering the gravity of the room a bit, to better relax.

**

The theatre lights up and the entertainment is about to start playing - though Sinx does not find herself interested in the play too much. Sitting in one of the fancy rooms for the rich or important guests. Sinx paid herself in easily with her fat stash of money. Everyone arrives when they like as the back area, corridors and stairs leading to the rooms are not in any way within ear shot or eye sight of the people currently in the rooms. Even the glass on the windows is 1-way so people cannot see in at other viewers... unless they had some sort of technology binoculars to do so.

Sinx buys off her own room to sit with nobody else. Along the way to her room of viewing, she checks out the poor level - nobody of interest, making her way up the middle level she puts a little more effort into looking around, there can sometimes be interesting characters. There are a few cool guys that look okay but their conversation is bland and their laugh is hideous - she can instantly tell they're annoying.

Then there's an averaged sized kid around 15-18 of age, openly wielding a power sword which was just made legal recently. Not too shabby for someone in the middle section of the viewers area to be wielding... those things are not only very expensive and hard to order in to fit your size, but difficult enough to wield properly. It's very unlikely the kid is using it for show, not something that expensive. His attire is not much to look at apart from his sexy long coat but he's got a silent face and looks like an observing person, possibly smart. Before Sinx can get to him, he enters his room - DAMN

It'd be weird of her to enter - and as free and crazy as she is... she'd actually enter anyway but she doesn't want to seem desperate for him or anything. She leaves for her room. She can't stop thinking of what the boy is like. What's his name? Ta da! She gets an idea, quickly exiting her room and goes to the ticket reception where they issue the tickets which don't really give you access to watch the show, but rather enter a room... which is all you need to watch it so it's a fair trade. She asks the woman do they have the name of the person in V437, if he comes here a lot, he might have written his name down as regular visitor so he can easily get back lost objects or order a viewing on the phone or online quicker.

The woman says, "Even if I did I wouldn't be able to give out the information to strangers."

"Oh don't worry..." Sinx replies taking something outside of her pocket, "I've got a warrant that says I can," she lies, slipping the woman a large sum of money, WELL enough for any person of her job status to take immediately - and without fear as to anyone within earshot it sounds like she's just accepting a warrant.

"Oh of course," the lady says quickly taking the money and slipping it under the table out of eye sight, "here is the information we have on this visitor. Good day."

Sinx walks away with a pathetic amount of information on him but she didn't expect much coming from a theatre. All she sees is the amount of times he has come here, the amount of money he has spent here, his name and phone number, not even an age or address. Ah well, it's enough. She'll catch him leaving after the theatre... this 'Hai Vareni'.

For now, feeling as though she should calm her sexual urges, she heads to her room (which auto locks) and notices the play is JUST starting with the opening scene. Knowing nobody can come in without having a key card, she feels her small chest which is flat unless you count the little lumps. She does her best to warm herself up while she still has control because when she gets into it, she's a horny girl with no goal but to cum as hard as possible. She unbuckles her coat and puts her hand under her shirt, feeling her boobs from the bra.

**

Hai looks down at the stage where the play has started. Many actors where floating inside the 0-g bubble of the stage, and hidden microphones makes the voices clearly projected inside the little rooms. After the first couple of minutes Hai became quite bored; the only parts that interest him in the play, a monologue and a song where in the 3rd act, so he has at least half an hour to wait. He starts to look around through the large window of the room. A fast sight at the lower level, with a lot of people sit on small and soft chairs, with headphones to listen the actors, looking up and down to follow the people moving on the 0-g stage.

Then he raised his view, seeking the windows of his level. With a neural impulse he turns on one of the improved vision of his ocular system, enabling himself to see through the obscured glass. Nothing interesting here, just families of little merchants and some young people in groups. He spotted a couple of friends on the opposite side of the theatre, but he decided to not phone them ‘cause they are not alone and to not disturb them.

Raising a bit more his head he started to check the larger windows of the upper levels, for what was this permitted from his position. He recognized lots of rich people, eating and drinking while they watch the play and chatting with each other. Particularly one of the rooms caught his attention, and he increased the zoom of his ocular system to see well.

Inside a room there was a young girl, probably around 12-13y old. She was nice, and has a strange malice behind her playful eyes and she was also tempting dressed. Unfortunately the ocular system can’t gather more information from the distance, and the needs for see through the window forbid him to use different kind of see-through scan.

Hai became even more interested when the girl puts her hands under her shirt, starting to touch herself and allowing him some little fast peep at her bra. He swiftly felt an erection growing in his pants, excited from the unexpected scene. Looking at her he lost his perception of time, while the play flows without importance, and even when it reaches the part that interest him, he was concentrated on the young girl and her fingers playing under the skirt.

He knows quite well the play, and when the music of the last part was near to end he cast the last sight at the girl, then he exits his room, taking the longer stairs to get out of the theatre, the stairs that allow him to arrive at the main exit probably taken by the girl, to see her closer and get some information about her.

**

By then time Sinx' body becomes hot and she has her hand up her skirt, playing with her soft spot through her panties, the showcase seems to have ended. A brief one and not a second of attention given from Sinx... way too interested in her own pleasure. Wasted money but she has plenty of it so it's not a bother at all. Knowing she'll be expected to leave the room within a few minutes, she quickly buttons up her jacket and fixes her mini skirt back in place.

Oh what a pain – to not cum after a warm up. She tries to resist but finds her hand making its way back under her skirt even as she stands.

“No...” She says to herself, filling her mind with un-sexy images to try and tame her urge. It works, mostly... and her urge lessens so she leaves the room. She sighs and looks around, not many people... which reminds her of that fellow she saw earlier. Perhaps he already left!

She heads to the main area and then exits, looking around. It’s sunset so the streets have an orange glow as flying vehicles go by, though this area is centre where a lot of other facilities are around. Nicknamed the outdoor mall. There are quite a few people and Sinx can't tell where Hai is. Perhaps he got away...

**

Hai reached the exit, slowing down his walking speed and looking around. The oculars device scanning swiftly the people around him without seeing what he’s looking for. But after some seconds he noticed the young girl, just some meters in front of him, probably exited a little time before him.

“Perfect sense of timing, as usual” he says to himself, targeting on her with his ocular device, while with the other eye he enjoys looking at her in the beautiful and natural light of the sunset.

“Really really nice!” he thinks while he receives a lot of information useless in that moment, like height and so on. “A pretty face and lovely body” He was tempted to give the little impulse to see through fabric, hoping to be able to see under her clothes, but he chose to not invade too much of her privacy.

He still walks to her, feigning indifference and looking around himself, while sometimes putting the eyes on the girl and reminding what he has seen before in the theatre.

The Sun falls a bit more behind the horizon while he pointed the direction of his flying sphere, secured near the theatre and walks next to the girl, without hurry, but not too slow, the speed of someone in the delight of a moment without wanting to catch too much attention - his long coat moving and forming elegant folds and pleads behind him.

He decides to stay around a bit more, so he stops for a moment some steps over her, before changing a direction and proceeding to the main street, casting a last, fast glance at the girl, before taking the main street.

(((OOC))) can you please add a bit more deep description of Sinx please? Like hairstyle and similar, ‘cause I’m trying to drawing the two characters, thx ^^(((/OOC)))

**

The streets sure have become busy in a short amount of time. With wide eyes, Sinx continues searching for the lad. At last, she notices him strolling in her direction but seems to have his attention elsewhere... a bit like he has nowhere to go... So she stops acting like she's looking for someone and strolls around too, constantly gaining and losing visual contact with the guy from people passing. After a minute of circling him, he gets close – Sinx pretends to her best not to be locked on him.

The boy turns a corner to the main street, over the see-through floors where one can look down the hundreds of floors and realise how high they are up. She quickly follows him, her long black hair flows with her movements except for her two anime-styled bangs. She calls, “Em, excuse me.”

She needs an excuse to talk to him... and a need of transport is a perfect one despite being able to call a taxi or take the richest mode of transport, on-the-call teleport which is quite the wallet-drainer.

The boy stops and looks behind him at her direction, just as he does, the sun disappears from view and the local lights are activated, though the sky still has an orange glow – it won't last.

**

Hai stops with a little jerk, he was quite sure that a voice has called him; it has been too near to be for someone else. So he turns up, surprised to find in front of him the nice girl he has seen in the theatre and followed outside the main exit.

He stood a second in silence, looking at her; she looks really nice at the small distance, even in the artificial light of the lamps. Hai makes his sight rise from her little chest, recognizing it moving a bit for a breathing a little faster than normal, then on her sweet lips, till her long hairs and their pink highlights. Then he stops on her large, white eyes.

His mouth bends into a controlled but playful smile, reminding himself again what he has seen inside the theatre, and felt again the impulse the use the see-through clothes vision, but still holding his desire, then he simply says:

“Yes, how can I help you?”

Making a further step to reach the girl and standing less than a couple of feet in front of her.

**

The man turns and eyes her up, bearing a meaningful smile - already happy to see her.

“Yes, how can I help you?”

He steps forward to engage with her a little more - showing now that he is taller than her but not by too much. His coat slyly covers his power sword when fixed more onto his chest. Already the man is happy to be helping her, at least he's nice.

“I'm Sinx,” the young girl introduces herself, “I'm kind of in a pinch, don't have a lift to my house... you wouldn't mind giving me a ride, would you? You're Hai, right? What you using to get around?”

Sinx takes one step closer in copy of Hai's action. They're now at arm’s length... Sinx looks down at the boy's footwear, her eyes quickly and uncontrollably glancing to his crotch to see if there's a bulge... there's not a noticeable one. She makes eye contact again quickly to not seem obvious.

**

“Strange, she was in the more expensive rooms and she can’t find a way to go back home?” Thinks Hai, but he figures that he has nothing to fear from her, and well, if needed he knows how to defend himself. But at least now he knows her name!

“Well, Sinx, how do you know my name?” asks the boy, targeting on her the ocular device; he already likes her smile and her voice.

Without giving her the time to answer then he says: "Where do you live? Surely there’s no problem if you want me to carry you at home, I have a Flying Sphere not so far from here, it can easily carry us” raising his arm and pointing the direction where the sphere was secured.

He needed to force his mind to avoid the images of her touching herself in the room of the theatre coming up.

**

“Well, Sinx, how do you know my name?”

The question was expected but she still didn't prepare an answer – Sinx doesn’t really bother with details, she doesn't care enough. The boy continues, cancelling the need for Sinx to answer. “Where do you live? Surely there’s no problem if you want me to carry you at home, I have a Flying Sphere not so far from here, it can easily carry us.” He points somewhere east and above, hinting its 'parked' in mid air. The boy points like a hero of a story but has a tone that is too obeying to be in command.

“You seem okay with taking orders from me, Hai... do you do that often?” The girl flirts passing by him to the direction of his car, hinting he should follow and eventually show her where exactly it is. He follows and then goes in front, but not too much... Hai doesn't seem to like to take the lead too much and in fact seems sort of happy to be given a command by another. She notices his eyes wander in focus when talking to her, meaning he's thinking of something, triggered by her physical appearance. She watches the boy take her to the transport... his coat gliding down by his feet, the sword occasionally peeking out from under it. He doesn't seem too big or strong but his attitude screams of skill... perhaps not experience... but definitely some sort of training – leaving what his daily life is like up to the imagination of Sinx. When he looks back to see if she's still there, she turns away pretending not to stare but she suspects he caught her.

Hai calls down his Flying Sphere perched in a plain area near some residential windows. Out of sight and out of mind.

**

“Well, it’s always a pleasure to help such nice girl like you, and I was doing nothing in particular around, so I’m happy to carry you safe at home. Streets at night may become dangerous!”

They reach the Flying sphere that looks exactly what it’s name suggest, an orb of five and half feet of diameter, with a smoked-glass surface that doesn’t allow people to see inside, floating at a couple of feet from the ground.

Hai pushed his hand on the surface of the sphere that activates opening a hole big enough to allow them enter.

He goes first, a sign of good manners opposed to car or other common vehicles, ‘cause the sphere has no division or seats inside, so the first that enter a sphere usually take the less space to drive the vehicle, leaving to the second one the bigger space to stay more comfortable.

Then he invited her to enter, taking her hand to help her to come inside. As usual the sphere was totally empty inside, but it’s clearly possible to see outside in every direction. The surface of the vehicle, despite looking like glass, was soft and comfortable, except for the space that was not too big.

“So, where do you live?” asks Hai, moving his hands on the surface of the sphere, that rise to some meters in the sky and starts to flay at a comfortable cruising speed under the auto-pilot.

Still waiting for the address of the girl to direct the auto-pilot to the destination he asks “Maybe you have been at the theatre before? Have you liked the play?”

**

Sinx gets herself comfortable in the sphere and responds to Hai's questions.

"Take me to 5th K.N.D."

Hai starts to order the sphere to obey the command and soon they're off to the destination. Sinx continues to answer the rest of the question. "I'll be honest... I never really get into the plays... I usually get distracted with... things. But on a slow day I have seen an entire showcase which is interesting enough I suppose. The 0 gravity is fun because it looks like they're under water."

The boy nods, switching between looking outside and at Sinx... seeming slightly nervous with her at such proximity.

Sinx leans towards the boy, reaches her hand out and guides it to his crotch, but passes it and places her palm on his power sword, tapping it twice and says, "Quite a piece... looks good on you." She leans back and pushes her chest out, even though there’s nothing to show off except flatness.

"We're just about here," Sinx informs.

**

Hai thinks again at the “distraction” she had had into the theatre, this time without being able to stop the images to enter his thoughts.

“I love power swords, they are elegant and well... really effective if you know how to handle them; unluckily quite expensive, but they’re worth the price.”

The sphere lowers and makes slower the flying, approaching to the door where Sinx leaved, in a large and high technological building complex. The Orb reaches the correct door, some floors higher than ground, without forcing the girl to take elevators or similar things. Hai opens again the hole in the surface of the sphere, coming out and taking Sinx’ hand to help her.

“5th K.N.D... I think we are here.” says Hai looking at her eyes, sure that it was probably the last time he sees her, “So, if you need anything more here I’m, otherwise I leave you.” He finishes with a smile.

**

Sinx doesn't want to let him go without at least a phone number... or better yet maybe he can stay just a little longer.

"Well, I didn't want to leave you empty handed for being so nice, bringing me home safe wielding that weapon you think is so elegant... I bet you really know how to swing your sword around... ay?"

She shifts her position.

"I was going to invite you in for a drink at least," She holds out her phone to the sphere and uploads her number so he can call her from any device he wants to connect to it and the same for her to him, "but if you must be on your way, then so be it. The offer is still open. By the way," Sinx closes ground between them and looks right at Hai's face.

"What is that thing on your eye?" She asks baring a cute, curious smile.

**

“I have perfect skill on swinging my...sword” says the boy;

“And this is an improved ocular system, it gathers information, allows low-light vision, and similar fun things...” With a neural impulse the boy switches the device to auto, then he removes it from his eye and helps Sinx to wear it.

“Try it. You need to synchronize it to use it with thinking, like I do, a quite long and boring process, so you must control it with your finger, there are little buttons on it.” , He explains while the device adapts its self to be held by Sinx’ eye and ear, like the mechanism of a glasses.

“...and well, I would be glad to stay a bit longer with a such nice girl like you, so if it’s fine for you I think I can accept your offer, I have no hurry to go.”

Hai secured the flying sphere in front of the door, while Sinx tries his ocular device. The sky was getting cloudy, so a lot of stars can’t be seen, and the moon was just a pale shape in the sky

“It’s going to rain soon” says the boy, "I hate this season, a good day changes to a very rainy one in a less of an hour. If your offer is still open I think it’s better to go inside” he says turning to her and looking at her as she plays with the ocular system, testing it at him and pushing the different buttons to change view modes.

He walks to her, his long coat moving in the wind that has started to mature;

“So, do you like it?” he asks, referring to the ocular device.

**

"So, do you like it?" Hai asks.

Sinx looks up at the boy, seeing his face clearer thanks to the dark-cancelling attributes of the ocular device. Instead of a vocal reply, she gives him a smirk and a tilt of her head before heading into her place - Hai follows closely.

The place is large and elaborate with a many places to explore. It's quite expensive and the nature of Sinx' life is now clear, making the excuse of getting a lift now spoiled but Hai doesn't seem to mind or question it.

"There are some drinks over there near the lounge," Sinx informs Hai, "or you can explore some of the... interesting rooms. All while I go get changed... I got wet a little earlier." She places the ocular device back in Hai's hands and heads off up the small set of stairs and into her clothing room to change.

**

Hai sets the ocular system at its place, then opens a couple of little bottles of drinks, filling 2 nice glasses that he has found on the kitchen, one for him and one for Sinx. Then he started to look around the house, holding the glasses in his hand. He passes through a room filled of videogames and CDs, then he looks inside a bath with a sort of little swimming pool.

Then he turned on the see-through walls vision to check easier around him. He explores finding a bedroom with a large bed, a wall screen and a closet.

On the bedside table he found some things that caught his attention, different sex toys of Sinx and he was sure that there were many others of them around the house.

He left the room going back to the entrance and casting a sight at the clothing room, through the walls he can clearly see the girl that was removing her skirt, having on just the long striped leggings and her underwear. Hai looks at her little body, so nice in its fake innocence; she turns for a moment to the large mirror in the room, showing the boy her lovely butt. Hai proceeds up the stairs knocking at the door without giving her the time to finish the dress up.

“Here, I have a drink for you!” he says on the other side.

**

Sinx not only suspected the boy was watching, but really wanted it, too. There are few things more attractive from a man than his expected desire to another - such a reliable force with plenty of possibilities. Now beginning to remove her panties in front of the mirror, warming up her movements to be sexual, Hai knocks on the door – not something she expected.

“Here, I have a drink for you!”

“I bet you have a lot for me to swallow...” The girl mutters to herself so Hai cannot hear it.

“Perfect,” she says aloud, fitting on some fresh panties NOT wet with her lust... yet. She pulls up some very tight shorts which reveal almost all of her legs and even a slight bit of her bottom. Leaving her jacket inside, too... she exist the room and finds herself very close to Hai... so close that their bodies almost touch and even the handle of his power sword presses against her a little bit. Sinx takes hold of one glass, their hands touching as she obtains the glass. “My favourite...” she says taking a sip but still keeping her horny eyes locked onto his deep ones.

Brushing by him... she stands on a small platform and invites him to come. Soon they are travelling under the floor. “I'm sure you saw some of the other rooms but this is my favourite... it's kind of like a lounge and a theatre.”

When they arrive the place is mostly dark with some colourful lights placed around, a large couch to sleep on and a very big screen showcasing some strange Asian movie, although its muted and covered over with some interesting music.

**

Hai felt a bit strange for the unexpected movement of the floor of the little elevator, but being close to Sinx force him to think of her, going over images of her body like when she was changing just some moments before.

“What a nice place” says Hai looking around the room, “So you have your secrets, I’m wondering what you are still hiding from me.” says with a smile.

He makes a couple of steps into the room, taking her hand and sitting on the couch, then he raises his head to the giant screen

“This screen is really big! What is the movie? Never seen it!” Then he looks at her, guiding his vision from her sweet naked legs, to her hips, to her chest, till her face and her lovely mouth. “You are really beautiful” he says looking at her white eyes, thinking that she has an innate shadow of sexiness on her.

She was still standing in front of him, while he was seated on the couch, so Hai pulls her hand a bit to makes her closer to himself.

**

“What a nice place” he boy says, “So you have your secrets, I'm wondering what you are still hiding from me...”

Sinx bares a quick smile in thought of all the types of secrets she has. She guides him to the couch where he gets comfortable and enjoys the huge TV she has. “This screen is really big! What is the movie? Never seen it!”

Sinx puts her hands in the back pockets of her shorts, feeling her own ass loosen and tighten again as she makes her way directly in front of the curious lad who eyes her up quite a bit. “You are really beautiful.” He admits... pulling Sinx closer by the hand – as she falls in, she stops herself by placing her foot between the man’s legs, not on his crotch but contact being made...

“Oh really?” She asks, showing a devious grin and moving in a cooler way. “Prove it... show me how much you like me by tasting my leg. She presents her bare leg to the boy, still posted between his own. Sinx regroups her posture so she is up straight and looking down at the boy, who seems a little hesitant.

“Go on...” she offers, hoping to feel his hungry tongue slide up and down her. The boy's curiosity about everything surely transfers to women as she can sense the wonder he has for seeing her naked, feeling her skin and of course, embracing her sexually. The movie still plays in the background, muted with the music still lightly beating.

**

“I’m sure you are sweeter than the drink I have just had,” says the boy, taking her thin leg in his hands, and slowly starting to kiss her smooth skin. He can clearly feel the perfume on her and he starts to add some licking between the kisses.

Caressing her leg with hands he raise it and slowly go down, kissing her small and sexy foot, like if he’s hand-kissing on a noblewoman.

“Your taste is wonderful, sweetie,” he says, moving back to her leg till the inside of her haunch, without stopping to kiss and lick, hearing her breath change, showing that she was liking the treatment. While one of his hands still hold up her leg, the other one slides on her skin, arriving at her well shaped butt through her tight shorts.

“Simply amazing...” he continues... making eye contact.

**

The boy's mouth threads lightly on Sinx' legs. She feels her body start to warm up again, starting with none other than her lower limbs where Hai is getting busy. She feels a stir in herself when he reaches her butt where she particularly likes to be felt up. She presses her knee and shin against the boys chest as he tries to dig in more, keeping him at a teasing level, not only teasing him but herself - she knows she won’t have much subtleness left in her when she hits peak horniness.

“You like it, then…” She replies to Hai's earlier comment. She moves her knee out of the way and closes in to plant a fair kiss on the guy's lips, still at kissing distance she says, “You want more – then just do as I say...”

She stands up and away from the couch, turning her back to the boy, she shows off the size of her body, impressive in its compact sexiness, only made possible by her teen loli features. Still with her back to the boy, she turns her torso and moves her own hand along the back of her leg, leading it up to her ass where she gives it a light tap. “Do me like this then... dry hump me...”

A strange request indeed but one that she seems to enjoy immensely, the twisting desire and stiffened cock beneath his clothes have their own charm on Sinx and she wants to enjoy that as much as possible by feeling Hai try his best to pleasure himself without any of their 'parts' meeting.

**

Without needing to hear the girl ask again, the boy grabbed her hips, starting to rub on it with his crotch. Under the trousers his cock was hard nearly to explode, and clearly visible and physically noticeable. When he touched Sinx’ tight shorts on her butt he makes a little wince, before starting to move up and down to a medium speed and with a good strength.

During this, he moves one of his hands on her legs, caressing her, then raising it to her chest, feeling her hard nipples on the flat breast. His hand services them a bit, before going down to her belly, then between her legs, starting to stimulating her here, with a slow but strong movement of his fingers, while the hardest erection he has ever had still rubs on her butt, helped by the other hand, that sometimes gives her a little slap on her cheek.

He bends forward a bit, starting to kiss her neck and higher part of the shoulders, he makes her turn up a bit her head, making his tongue slip inside her lips and kissing her.

“Are those clothes really necessary?” he asks.

**

An attack of hands all over her body leaves Sinx holding back moans. She doesn't want to make much noise just yet. The boy's hands explore all of her favourite bits exciting her so that she's wet again. Just at the point where she is going to turn frisky, Hai sinks a kiss in which actually calms her. She can still feel his rock hard tool cry to touch her soft skin through the material of both their clothes.

Breaking the kiss and continuing to do her as she asked, “Are those clothes really necessary?” he asks. Hearing this, Sinx spins around to face the boy, closing in quite a bit of distance since there are no large breasts to get in the way. She moves her hand to his sword, which she feels as though it were his own meat sword. “Take it out...” She orders and then drops to her knees. She's getting very horny now and wants to taste Hai's hardened tool as soon as possible to tame her hunger.

On her bare knees and her tight shorts now wet in between her legs, Hai unzips his trousers as she asks, he doesn't even need to take it out - it's so hard it pops out willingly. Her young child-like face lights up into a smile and she grabs Hai's tool, warm and very hard in her hands. She notices the boy take in a quick gulp of oxygen in awe of his tool finally feeling another human's skin. It's extremely hot in her hands. She looks up at Hai's handsome face as she gives the first lick on the underside of his cock, enjoying watching his expression cringe in pleasure.

“Yummy...”

Sinx holds Hai's thing up as if it were a hotdog in her hand and she's just about to take a bite. She places both of her lips on the tip like a kiss and then uses her tongue to meet it, left and right in her mouth. She glances up again to his eyes to see how he's doing – a very hungry expression is left on him – the kind that suggests me may not be able to hold back shoving himself in. Accordingly, Sinx moves her lips down the length of his piece a little more, getting it actually inside her mouth this time. The boy's meat invades her gob more, making her hornier. She can feel her crotch weep with desire so she uses her free hand to rub the exterior from her shorts – it's all she can do but she MUST do it if she doesn't want to be driven insane.

Sinx retracts her head from Hai to catch a breath, now showing the boy how moist she's made his cock. She feels him push forward a little bit... not consciously, but his body's uncontrollable reaction to having the pleasure taken away. She takes his cock again, holding his balls – now his meat getting deeper – oh how she wants to swallow the whole thing as soon as she can... but she still has some control left. She places her hand down her owns shorts to tame herself better through her panties – now bobbing her head onto Hai's pointer.

**

Hai feels waves of pleasure move throught his body, when Sinx touched his cock with her tongue. He felt the pleasure grow as she slowly makes it slide deeper on her mouth, always stimulating it inside with the tongue.

The boy puts a hand on her head, pushing in accord with her movement, giving her a sort of rythm, while she performs gentle but exciting service with the tongue inside. She stops for a moment, making for a second a thin line of saliva from his cock to her lips; raising her head and making their sight meet, he reads on her eyes a lust barely controlled from the girl, like she’s nearly to explode from the desire, then he pushed her again on his cock, making it slide deeper in her mouth while she manipulates his balls and touches herself.

“What a nasty girl,” he says to provoke her, “you show such a pretty face that hide how uninhibited you are,” he continues while enjoing her apply such attention on his hard cock, “And i must admit that you are really skilful in this... I think that you won’t need a lot to make me cum in this way...” Hai tightens his grip, feeling the pleasure waves flow from his crotch and without stopping to make a little pressure on the back of her head.

“Show me what you still hide and barely keep inside yourself; I want you excited as I am!”

**

Sinx loves being called a nasty girl... it makes her embrace how dirty she's being with someone she should be acting very formal to.

“Show me what you still hide and barely keep inside yourself; I want you excited as I am!”

Sinx pumps his cock with her mouth a little more before retracting again. She can feel it pulsate – Hai is not lying when he says he's going to cum soon. In fact, Sinx can taste a little bit of pre-cum but she doesn't mention it. Standing up, she removes Hai's jacket and pushes him back on the couch. She takes off her own top and bra which has pretty much no use to her flat chest. Still keeping her shorts on, she gets on top of the sitting boy and presents her chest to him while using her free hand to jerk him off while also using her crotch to rub off it. Her juices have actually seeped through to the exterior, showing how much of a horny girl she is.

“You bring out the dirtiest parts of me, Hai.” She admits, moving up and down a little, still jerking him with her hand. She pushes herself on him so it's impossible for her hands to touch any of his dick. Instead, she uses her arched out cheeks to stimulate his cock which is pointing to the ceiling, glistening in Sinx' saliva. At this point, Sinx doesn't mind if Hai wants to remove her shorts which compacts all her good bits into one well presentable package of lust.

**

Hai grabs her behind her back with his arms, kissing her on the chest, the neck and the nipples, then from here starts to suck and stimulate with the lips and the tongue, as they are already turgid. He makes his palms slide down with her hands, on her back till they reached her well shaped butt. He can feel her rubbing on his cock with the shorts, clearly wet, a thing that makes him even more excited. Pushing her with his crotch he makes her raise a bit from him, then makes her shorts slide down her sexy legs, leaving Sinx only in her wet panties.

He can clearly feel that now a thinner layer of wet tissue separates his hard cock from her body. Behind, his hands are playing with her butt, sliding under the panties to touch her, grabbing her cheeks, caressing her anus with a finger, and going down to catch the wetness of her pussy.

He kissed her again, moving back on the couch, so he can stay completely laid on it and her sitting on him. After some minutes, Hai uses his hands to push a bit to the side the middle part of her panties, widening with fingers her pussy, and making his cock point in touch with her wet hole.

Then grabbing her hips he makes her slowly slide on it, they both can’t hold a little moan when the penetration begins. She was a bit tight for him and he can clearly feels his cock slide slowly inside her, but she was wet enough to make the penetration easy and enjoyable.

**

Under Hai's control, she is slid onto his cock and oh what a tight fit. Hai sighs boyishly and Sinx squeals like a child. His stick entering more and more before retracting and then re-entering from where it repeats, each time getting a little more comfortable in Sinx' pussy.

“Mhhh,” Sinx pants, “you feel great in me, Hai...” She's feeling extreme desire for Hai and his fuck tool right now, all of her body warming up for the lad and her truly un-childish goals in the open. Behind her, as Hai can see, is still a light show of a strange action part of the muted movie. With music still playing, both notice Sinx' chest is still a little moist from Hai playing with her.

“You're a dirty boy too, Hai.” Sinx says, still moving her hips up and down on him, her hands placed on his shoulders for balance. “Look what you're doing... penetrating a girl as young as me, dirty!” She pants some more, Hai's cock taking a toll now. Sinx bites down on Hai's shoulders, then a little on his neck, licking somewhat too like a cat. Rising back up to continue fucking Hai, she notices there's actually some saliva coming from her mouth... she's drooling with desire for him. She lifts her hips off of Hai's stick and pushes it instead between her butt cheeks, jerking it from there and teasing herself with the sensation, it tickles a little. She giggles in a mixture of moaning.

**

Hai grips her cheeks, spreading them while his cock slides between them, largely wet from the previous penetration in her pussy.

He was completely in ecstasy from pleasure and he feels that in this condition he probably wasn’t able to hold his ejaculation for much longer.

Pushing with his body he makes Sinx lay on the couch, going above her and penetrating again her pussy with a single hit. He pulls her to himself, to be sure that her legs were spread at the maximum that the girl can hold, then he locks her arms above her head, grabbing her wrists with a hand, starting to penetrate her fast and deep with strong hits.

“Yes, you are young, it’s true,” says the boy, “but I can assure you that you at least twice more nasty than any older girl I have ever met,” he continues, feelings Sinx move her body shake from the pleasure.

“So tell me, my sweet nasty girl,” he teases further, kissing her, without giving to the girl the time to catch proper breath while he still penetrate her, “Do you want to feel your pussy drool, filled with my cum, or you have a such strong thirst that you absolutely want to swallow all of it?”

**

“Yes, you are young, it’s true,” Hai says, still hitting into Sinx' pussy which is now splashing with juices each time Hai's hinge with his lower chest comes in contact with her rim. “But I can assure you that you at least twice more nasty than any older girl I have ever met”. Sinx' almost wants to moan 'yes' but that would be too predictable and way too cliché. Instead she just moans, unconditionally and without any words – a NEED to express her enjoyment.

A few kisses make her mouth want to breathe in the heat of it all, a tease of the bare basics of oxygen, Hai perhaps trying to push her to breaking point. “So tell me, my sweet nasty girl, do you want to feel your pussy drool, filled with my cum, or you have such strong thirst that you absolutely want to swallow all of it?”

Sinx' expression cringes up to what would look like if a regular 12 year old sucked on a lemon... while downstairs her juices pour out from the what tiny space Hai's cock barely leaves. His question, unanswered while he even knows she's been cumming for the last 30 seconds. She pants with the long lasting pleasure, letting her horny pussy weep in temporary satisfaction.

“She wraps her arms around the boy to let her mouth close to his ear, needing such close distance so he can hear the barely audible squirm of speech she is only capable of like this. “I...” she pants as she cums a bit more, his cock ready to explode the instant he hears where to do it. “... e-everywhere...” That's all she can conjure to say.

Slamming into her still, he lets the first squirt of his cum release inside her pussy with comes in contact with her juices, the cum pleasure shooting up to his chest area while he looks down at the little girl's horny face – pulling out he lets the next squirt of his boiled up cum splatter on her pussy, belly and chest – just making some of her mouth and cheek before running out where Sinx quickly reacts and rises up to a sitting position and meets his cock with her mouth again to take the last tiny jolts of cum still spitting out. She feels his cock pulsate in her mouth and also that weird pulling feeling on the base which shows he's still cumming just with no juice being shot (that's saved for seconds). She makes sure to take care of him easing out of cum by not playing around but blatantly mouth fucking his cock, then slowing down to lick it sluttishly from underneath, to the tip where she rests her small lips on it, letting him move it with his hips in any way he feels right. Sinx pulls back and takes a breath in, a fucked sigh with some desire lingering about in its pitch. She very much wants to get fucked over and over again; this boy is so willing unlike the rest! Though, she'll need a quick freshen up. She jerks and sucks Hai until he feels his cock is ready for a new fuck session, and for him to make his next move.

**

After the strong orgasm, Hai felt suddenly a sense of relaxation and weakness, laying on the couch and closing his eyes for a moment.

When he opens it again he can see Sinx works with dedication on his cock, her mouth and hands. She was covered by sweat and spotted by cum everywhere, while some of it still drools from her pussy and mixing with her fluids makes the couch dirty. She can clearly see her sweet lips move while she sucks his cock, that in her mouth was becoming hard again, excited by the vision of the young, slutty girl that wants to be fucked again.

When he was ready, he makes her turn, staying on her hands and knees, and slowly penetrating her from behind. This time the insertion was easier, and he makes his movements slow and gentle, grabbing her hips to give her the time. After some penetration he spreads her cheeks with hands, without stopping to move inside her. He moistened one of his fingers with his saliva, then he starts to massage her anus with it.

“What a little nice hole I can see here,” he says still penetrating her, “I’m sure it want it here, too.” Hai moves the finger slowly slide inside her anus, conjuring up a rhythm at the same time of his cock. After some seconds he inserts another finger and continues his double stimulation.

**

After making the boy's dick hard again... and wiping as much cum off her body as she could with her removed panties, Hai wastes no time in flipping Sinx over to a doggy style and gets busy – she doesn't resist, her horniness quickly returning like Hai's. His hands grab her cheeks and spread them as he makes a full entry but maintains some sort of gentleness – not too rough.

Sinx spreads her legs apart for which emphasises her Lolita features. She jolts her head back to get her long hair out of her vision. In front of her is the screen, still playing on and on its visual dance. She doesn’t pay attention, though, much too interested in Hai's cadenced fucking. She receives a small surprise when there's a wet stimulation on her other hole. She moans a little when he gifts her with it, then looks back as much as she can from her doggy position.

Hai says, “What a little nice hole I can see here - I'm sure it wants it here, too...”

Before she can respond, she feels his wet finger enter her ass, her horny little loli ass. She moans with the second entry. “Ah... that's...” Sinx huffs. He fucks her for a few minutes just like this and then slips in another finger to her ass, now making it tight fit above her pussy which is also being fucked, dripping with her horny excitement. Two fingers, one cock... a total of three things inside Sinx. Her legs quiver a little with the pleasure.

“Ah, Hai... if you do this I'll cum in no time.” She does her best to move her hips in rhythm with the boy's fucking, wiggling her compact ass a little as a tease – the tease seems to work as the boy fucks a little harder whenever she does it but controls himself and gets back on rhythm soon enough. “Hai... you're really lucky you ran into me, ri-Ahh!” She can't help it... the feeling of her ass being penetrated at the same time as her pussy makes her cum... her cute little butt shakes while engulfing the boy's cock... her skinny legs quiver as her pussy juices drip down them – her panting with each cum-wave. “More...” She mutters in her young voice, pushing her hips into the boy, ringing out as much of an orgasm as she can in this one.

When the boy feels she has stopped cumming, he plucks his cock out of her pussy and taps it on her ass, teasing her anus with the tip.

“You want it there,” Sinx teases, “don't you Hai... you're a dirty boy who wants his cock in a little girl's ass, aren't you?”

**

“For sure that’s what I want,” says the boy “let me take care of the sweet ass you have”.

Hai starts to push with the cock on her anus, pushing it slowly inside, feeling her trying to relax to help his penetration, lubricated by her vaginal juices on his cock.

“Quite tight, someone here has been a good little girl,” he says without stopping to push, “Or perhaps I’m just too big for you? Never mind, we will make space now...”

He moves gracefully inside her, raising the speed progressively, but without going too fast like a knuckle dragger. He loves how tight Sinx’ ass grasps his cock, and the sense of violating in this way for such young girl (even nasty as she is) makes him incredibly excited.

Sometimes he removes his cock from her, leaving just a wide hole between her cheeks, then he penetrates a couple of times her vagina to get new fluids, before going back to her anus with a new straight penetration. He still spreads her cheeks with hands, sometimes slapping them, sometimes just looking at his meat stick that slides in and out from her body.

**

Sinx bites down on her lower lip as the boy inserts his cock into her tight ass. His comment about her being a good girl is not so true – though she hardly ever has ass treatment, such a shame because she enjoys it so much. His meat entering her A-Hole is satisfying, she feels violated, ass invaded.

He’s obviously loving her tight hole because he stills pulls her cheeks apart to see and feel as much as he can – not leaving anything to mystery. He pulls it out now and then, making Sinx moan. She reaches back and grabs a cheek, pulling more to open her kiddie ass to him. His plucking actions are a real turn on, leaving her hole open like that – how naughty of him. Her pussy doesn’t go without attention as he quickly moistens his stiff cock in it now and then before fucking it back into her ass. Hai stops for a minute to relax, where Sinx takes over the rhythm and fucks his dick with her ass. She’s standing on her feet, spread apart – a very loli type doggy style, only possible by a decent difference in height, the male figure of course needing to be taller yet on his knees. Sinx caresses her flat chest while working on Hai, toying with how to feel his meat in her. He pops out occasionally and Sinx is incapable of sliding him back in with her ass alone so he kindly pushes it back in, but not before teasing her slit with the tip.

Sinx gets into a new position – essentially... lying on her shoulders with her hips up in the air, he legs bend down so her knees at right beside her head and from the knee down, her legs spread across the ground. Looking down would be now looking up for her, and both her ass and pussy are on top display. Hai puts his thing on her completely exposed pussy and moves it around, poking her young A-Hole, too. He looks down at Sinx looking up. “I’m flexible because all my young bones haven’t connected fully yet...” She says with a horny delight.

Sinx opens her mouth and Hai kindly jerks a little bit of pre cum in it. “Yummy she says, wiggling her hips and licking the tip of Hai’s thing.

**

Hai has both Sinx' holes at his disposal, easily reachable by his hard cock, and he caught the occasion to enjoy both of them another time. He penetrates her pussy from above her, looking at her face and grabbing her legs to stay in position; the cock slides very easily inside her, for how dilatated her pussy is from the previous “attentions” she has received. Then he removes his meat stick, to penetrate her a few inches back, in her tight ass-hole, that was contracting for the pleasure that the girl receives from his cock.

“I love flexible girls... they remind me of pleasure dolls...and well, it’s really a pleasure to fill your hungry holes,” he says hitting her with strength, going as deep as he can inside her anus.

He switches from her holes another couple of times before feeling the orgasm grown in him to a point hard to contain.

“Sweetie I think that I’m going to cum again,” he says “I hope that you like artists, because this time I would make a piece of art,” he continues without stopping. “You have such a pretty face, I love your eyes, your hair, your lips, and I think that beauty would be a really piece of art decorated by a nice amount of cum”.

**

And that it would. Sinx feels obliged to perhaps change position to take the cum but quickly realises there’s no better position than the one she’s in. “I would like that a lot, Hai...” she says, still getting ass fucked. “You’ve treated all my holes so well, I think I’d look great with your cum on me.”

Hai still holds it for a few more moments – Sinx looks at the boy as the last few seconds draw to his cum – she’s incredibly turned on my his climaxing lust. “Do it, Hai..… decorate my pubescent body with your cum... ah...” Just as Hai pulls out of Sinx, she enters another orgasm... and during it Hai sprays his load. First, directly on her ass where some enters inside of her, then on the exterior of her pussy... dripping down to her belly, then her flat chest... a lot of cum this time after fucking all of her for a lengthily time. “Mmmm,” Sinx says, cumming with the boy, amazingly. His cum splats on her bare, stretched back legs, on her face where she opens her mouth to allow some in her mouth, a nice blot of a cum spray lands directly on her tongue. Hai groans with his cum and jerks his cock quickly before pushing it back into Sinx’ ass, then retracts it again, easing his cum along her hole, cheeks, and pussy – the tip of his dick oozing cum which is now dripping all down Sinx’ ass and legs, crawling down with gravity to pass by her pubescent chest and nipples.

“Oh Hai... look how naughty you are... you’ve drenched a kid in your horny juices...” Sinx gets out from the position and on her knees where she wraps her lips around Hai’s fuck stick, still completely solid and slippery with all the mess of both their horniness. She moves her tongue in a circular motion around is thing to really wring it. She retracts and looks up into his eyes, her mouth drooling with cum, dripping back onto Hai’s cock and the floor beneath them.

**

Hai looks at Sinx licking his still hard cock, even after the strong orgasm he has had. She was simply amazing, such a nice and nasty girl, covered and drooling with cum. What more can ask for? Without being noticed, he sends a neural impulse to his ocular device, to make it take hidden photos of her, she was simply too hot to let this occasion escape.

“Yes, really an art piece, I think you should stay in a museum about sex and nastiness!” He says looking at her white eyes.

**

“Yes,“ Hai says checking the cum drenched kid in front of him, “really an art piece - I think you should stay in a museum about sex and nastiness!”

Sinx' tongue licks Hai's piece through a now wide smile from his comment. She it clean of all juices before sitting back on her bum in front of him, letting a minute or two pass of them both just relaxing and regaining energy after such a sex session. This Hai is definitely a keeper and will probably be up for this sort of nasty sex more than most.

“I'm going to take a shower now...” Sinx informs the boy who has now closed up his trousers and re-adjusted his power sword. “You can stay here for a while if you want – we should totally do this again sometime... maybe even in a public place if you feel naughty enough.”

“Why not, sweetie?” he says, “I think that we will find an appropriate place to have fun.” He rises from the couch, following her to the elevator that leads them to the upper house “I think that I will go now,” he says looking at her and taking another photo of her completely naked and dirty with the ocular system. “You can call me when you want, I can assure you that I will be free to come for you.”

Then he reached the door, casting at her naked loli body a last sight before closing it and going to his sphere to get home.

Infinite Strings +

2009-08-07T18:10:00.005+01:00

Download (72.43 MB)

Tracklist

Seiko Kobuchi - Endless Zero
Harry Gregson Williams - Endless Pain
Tetsuya Shibata - The Viper [IMPROVED VERSION]
Emilie Autumn - Unlaced
Masaru Shiina - Slide
Kanon Wakeshima - Still Doll
Jesper Kyd - Club Heaven
Seiko Kobuchi - Endless Zero ~ Eljen Wien Mix

Bonus Tracks

Blue Beating - Daisuke Ishiwatari
Arkham Battle 2 - Capcom
Beyond The Wasteland - Nobuo Uematsu
Enjoy The Silencec (Reinterpreted by Mike Shinoda) - Depeche Mode

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Infinite Strings Album Art
Infinite Strings + Re-Release Art
Insight.txt file.

Hideous and Perfect Artwork Revealed

2009-08-07T00:12:00.004+01:00

We at the Black Pill Red Pill headquarters are excited to finally reveal the artwork for Hideous and Perfect. This version of the album has been designed for global distribution excluding North America and Japan. It is available online at surgeon-x.com (shipping to all countries).

Hideous and Perfect is packaged in a gloss laminated gatefold cardboard wallet that has been custom designed to house a CD, 16 page artwork booklet and poster (36cm x 36cm). The poster features a unique typographic layout of the lyrics which have been printed in silver ink. Bold typography and arresting photography by Helen White typifies the CD artwork booklet. As with every Angelspit release, visual production values are high and attention to detail is paramount.

Pre-order your copy of Hideous & Perfect before August 21st from surgeon-x.com to receive a personalised autographed postcard (price includes free global shipping).

Both musically and visually, Hideous and Perfect will not disappoint.
Ordering information:
https://angelspit.net/hairsurgeon/Store/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=178

Hideous and Perfect includes 3 fold cardboard
wallet, poster, 16 page booklet and disc

Inside of the cardboard wallet (note the ultra glossy finish)

Inside of the gatefold wallet

Fold out of the 36cm x 36cm poster

Back of poster : Printed in silver ink

Back of poster detail

Artwork spreads of the booklet

Cyber Strings

2009-08-03T04:00:00.010+01:00

Two playlist albums with tracks hand-picked by yours truly. Enjoy :)

Cyber Pix

Download (77.92 MB)

Tracklist:

Jesper Kyd - Slaughter Club
Angelspit - Red (The Erektor Remix)
Marilyn Manson - Cleansing
Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
Tetsuya Shibata - Frozen Frog + Bael Battle
Ministry - Bloodlines
Shaun Imrei - Two Telephone Calls And An air Raid
N. Matsueda & T. Eguchi - PD4
DJ. Sandou - Sly Hunter ~ Chicago Awaza Mix
The Mercy Cage - Create Desire (Inject Remix)
Blood Stain Child - Freedom
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic (WINNER Bootleg Remix)

Extras:

Visual Influences pictures
'Insight' text file including comments on tracks, inspiration, conception and art.
Cyber-Pix Album art

Infinite Strings

~~Download~~ (Improved Version)
Tracklist:

Seiko Kobuchi - Endless Zero
Harry Gregson Williams - Endless Pain
Tetsuya Shibata - The Viper
Emilie Autumn - Unlaced
Masaru Shiina - Slide
Kanon Wakeshima - Still Doll
Jesper Kyd - Club Heaven
Seiko Kobuchi - Endless Zero ~ Eljen Wien Mix

Similarness

2009-07-26T21:54:00.005+01:00

Here we go again...

Hideous And Perfect Pre Release

2009-07-08T07:58:00.002+01:00

It's here.

Tracklisting:

01. Ditch The Rest
02. Cold Hard Cash
03. Fink
04. Fuck The Revolution
05. On Earth
06. Making Money
07. Sleep Now
08. Channel Hell
09. Let Them Eat Distortion
10. Hyperlust
11. Princess Chaos
12. As It Is In Heaven

What is this place?

2009-07-06T18:39:00.004+01:00

Believe it or not I'm actually enough of a loser to talk about Blogging to people in real life - but only when they bring it up : P

A common question when I talk about my Blog is... "What's it about?"

I say a lot of shit... but if I could somehow TALK a video... it'd be this. I present to you, a representation of SStylish:

Hideous And Perfect Teaser

2009-07-01T23:16:00.002+01:00

Album cover and pre-sales to be announced July 8th.

Hailed as being one of the most innovative new industrial bands Angelspit return with a new album Hideous and Perfect, a confronting audio visual statement set to corrupt listeners the world over.
Hideous and Perfect promises to be Angelspit's darkest release to date with its sonic textures ranging from hard pounding beats, to organic atmospheric samples, topped off by a feverishly powerful male and female dual vocal assault. The duo's sonic exploration and creative process took them out of the studio, as they recorded much of the album's pounding industrial percussion at an abandoned shipping yard in Sydney Harbour. They fashioned and sampled handmade acoustic and electronic instruments, imparting a unique organic sonic texture to Hideous and Perfect, while also giving a nod to the experimental roots of industrial music.
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Hideous and Perfect is a vicious concoction of industrial guitar riffs, clever hooks and pathologically disturbed synths. Consisting of 12 harsh, heavy and deliberate tracks set to self destruct, Hideous and Perfect is challenging as it is catchy. Zoog and Destroyx's turbulent vocal onslaught deals thematically with an apathetic cashed up society who are simply 'bored to death'. Angelspit's double edged lyrics can be poetically poignant, at other times witty, but are at all times severely potent.
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Angelspit's aesthetic concept is equally as iconic as their musical statement, as they continue to develop their fierce design and fashion aesthetic. Visually arresting photography and bold typography characterises the album's striking artwork making Hideous and Perfect a defining album of the industrial genre.
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CD cover and presales to be announced next week from www.hideousandperfect.com

Brotherly Bonds

2009-07-01T04:36:00.004+01:00

Stylish Presents... Brotherly Bonds

An ameteur but conceptually continued Naruto fan fic created by M.

"This is a Naruto fic not ment to be yaoi in anyway just strong brotherly love between two brothers. A story about friendship and family." - M

Download (.doc) - 192 KB

Link to Brotherly Bonds on this blog:

RP - Being Modern

2009-05-20T03:45:00.007+01:00

There are plenty of ways to express writing through RPing on the internet using todays dynamic posting features available on all standard forums and sites. I think it's not only important to use these modern tools, but also to think modernly and create new, creative, interesting ideas with them... ultimately making the glory that is RPing that little more entertaining.

But how can you do this?

It's quite simple... just use what you can. Observe what you're doing and relate it to the tools you have on hand. Mostly, I'll be giving examples and trying to inspire new, interesting ideas for you to think on in this Blog entry.

Let's have a look at what you're most likely going to be presented with, shall we? In any decent forum or site, you'll have access to basic formatting tools to customize your post to whatever style you want.

Basic Tools

This here is a basic tool bar and it's the one I am using and have used to create all my previous SStylish posts. I have access to font type, Bold, Italic, Colour

Left Align

Right Align

Centre (the one I always use) and other things, too.

Most of these I access on-hand with easy keyboard shortcuts.

These tools can help enhance the viewers reading experience in a way that traditional books and writing do not use (most of the time). Some people have posting styles all together, where they will use a particular FONT for every post - but you must be creative and SIMPLE. Some users use different colours for dialogue within their RP post, or a colour/font/size change for each character or timeline or whatever!

Emphizing certain words can be a smart thing to do... as long as you know how to apply it smartly.

I'll give an example for this. In a hentai RP that died pretty fast, I RP'd a female character with a cyber monocole that could gather all the information in front of her and then display it as data code to her eye. It'd gather info like the size of the room she was in, the people around her, their names and info and all sorts of stuff - but I really wanted to show exactly what TEXT she was seeing instead of just saying, 'Info comes up and she sees the boys name is Jack.'

Then again I also couldn't just start typing up random code in the middle of paragrahs as that would be unnatractive to the eye (in my humble opinion). So, I did something like this:

//observing.../
/.../
/.../
/data gathered, displaying...
///err.22x4/
/subject, line of sight, ID/
Name: Jack Sweet
Age: 15
Grade: B
Status: Offensive
-WARNING, COMBAT-
/Warning, Danger Ahead >> JACK SWEET//
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I hoped that this would've given a little dept to what was going on with my character. Not only, I was thinking modernly with not only the cyber monocle she was using (futuristic) but in its practical use. It was entertaining but it could also give me the excuse to know all the character's names without introductions. This was important as it was a Hentai RP so nothing was very deep. It's important to create aspects that relate to the actual environment and style of the RP you're posting into, too.

Computer & Internet

Yeah, you heard me. You're on a computer and have access to all kinda of media to use. You can use IMAGES to enhance the visual stimulus of the RP, too. These can be images of your character (if you have any) or backgrounds or anything you think is relevant. You could even post a plain box of red just to show the impact of a punch on your character! Really try to think outside the box and don't feel pressured to implement any of these things, especially images. If you want to keep things to the imagination entirely, then avoid images : )

Sounds & Music can be used, too. I haven't used sound in any of my RP posts for a long time now but I do think it's good to get a certain mood across. In my RP site STS, a user named Lex once gave her RP post a link to a YouTube video containing rain sounds. She suggested it be played as a certain part of the RP and I must say it worked very well!

Another user, DJ the admin... he gives links to YouTube as well contain in the very text of the RP! These videos are of songs and he implements the links when he's talking about what his character is listening to in his portable music player. This is a cool idea and very simple. It's unique of him to put the links in the RP Eg: 'Davix turned to the next song and continued to travel deeper into the dark city.'

You can also simply EMBED YouTube videos that some forums and sites allow... or you can even provide a raw link to the music file, wherever it is.

Going back to basic tools for a second... in an old RP I was involved in about time travel... I took the initiative to create a very logical character. He appreciated numbers and as such, if there was ever a number mentioned as in 1, 2, 3 then I would make them bolded to show their importance to the character. I could even make it so that all the numbers in the post add up to something significant... although I simply wasn't REALLY interested in numbers personally to do such a thing.

I like to use Italic mostly for when I'm giving thoughts in a character's mind. I sometimes do this without warning that the character has gone into a thought process but I enjoy that effect as it doesn't hand-feed everything to the reader and forces them to realise that Alright this is what the character's thinking... instead of me repetitively writing out:

'What the hell's going on? James thought.'

... and as a general tip, don't use speech marks for thought even if you mention it is only thought right after it... it just doesn't look good in my opinion.

And of course, use everything in moderation. Don't saturate any posts with formatting or 'features' A post with lots of different coloured text, different alignments, different fonts, images, music, links and all that stuff splattered around the place will make the post too messy to enjoy. Good ole normal writing should still be your main focus and these entertainment tactics should be highlights and features of the post in a broad sense... not something that should need to be applied to every paragraph (unless the whole post is in a certain colour... or something)

Well that's all I really have to say, I could go on and on about ideas and stuff but I really just wanted to give you an introduction to the possibilities of RPing online and what you're capable of if you really expand on the creative ideas you have in your head with the tools we have these days.

Devil Trigger'd Hentai

2009-05-18T23:25:00.008+01:00

Excuse me, but what the hell is with the Japanese creating guys with devil triggers?

I'm serious, and not just any DT... Nero's DT. Check it out:

Nero's DT from DMC4

Some dude from Moonlight Lady (Hentai, ep 4)

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Main dick from Resort Boin (Hentai, ep 3)

A well known pic for DMC fans:

This is the texture for the inside of Dante's coat when he DTs.

This is the texture underneath some parts of Jin's gear when he transforms into his Devil form, Devil Jin.

Also, I have a god card.

Now gtfo of here.

Diseased Paint

2009-05-17T00:39:00.006+01:00

I'm very proud of one of the brushes I've made... I created it BY ACCIDENT. It's so awesome! I call it Kinder Plates and it's pretty much a remix of dry brush I downloaded or got with PS but it's completely different than what the original brush did.

Take a look, it gathers the info from your two colour selections and randomizes shades between them, then sprinkles then excitedly (but steadily) in bubbles hunched together. The pressure can be adjusted, although it's best to play with the Alpha because lessening the Flow loses the sharp appeal, IMO. There are a good few different visual effects when this brush is placed on different backgrounds and is perfect for adding any kind of energetic or FIZZY mood to Signatures, Headers and the like.

Download 28.2k (.abr file)

On another note, here's some chaos to your eyes.

'When I die, I want to go to hell to embrace all the pleasurable sins, avoiding the rule-plagued heaven.'

Tekken 6 - Editors Day 09 Trailer

2009-05-11T22:00:00.003+01:00

Epic Fight

2009-05-11T06:44:00.004+01:00

Ya'll probably seen it... but I think the most epic fight known to man should be posted here, too.

Just look at the realistic speed... the TRUE impact of the hits... the suspense that keeps you at the edge of your seat - and the monster looks so real. I forgot I was even watching a video... I thought it was real for a few seconds... that's how epic this is.

Artistic Saliva

2009-05-10T23:06:00.003+01:00

A little interesting thing has occured. My entry to the Angelspit Visual Remix Competiton was chosen as one of the SEVEN winners! A little fact I'm very proud of, but much more greatful that DestroyX & ZooG were kind (and free) enough to hold such an event... even if quite online based :P

here are the winning entries (for visual remix)

The work aided by yours truly... I will leave for you to figure what one it is ;)

Big thank you to DestroyX & ZooG (the parents of all things real and dark), all who entered the competition and my sister Annalisa and her team for help creating the shot. I really enjoyed being apart of the competiton!

Angelspit's Site - Forum - ROCK!

RP - How I Role

2009-05-08T16:05:00.012+01:00

Right, so there's a lot of people who RP these days and there are many ways to create a RP post. In this post, I'll explain how I form one and also give tips and glances to other ways.

First of all, I slap on the tunes to keep the blanks in my mind filled. It's helpful to choose songs that relate to the theme of the RP and goal of your post - or just tunes you fucking love.

Next, I either open notepad or Open Office Writer. I recommend notepad if you're going to be making a large post.

What do you do here? Write down notes, a plan. You can make a detailed plan if you want. If there's dialogue and there's a phrase you don't want to forget, write it down. If you think there's anything you might forget or go off topic from, write it down.

This doesn't have to be detailed and in fact, if you're just making a short post then I would suggest you skip the whole notepad process all together. I don't use notepad for my Loli RPs because they're simply not long enough to need a plan. Remember, these are just notes... you can write anything you want down.

Here's what I usually type out:

- James awakens in room - hears voices - sweaty

- Takes painkillers

- Goes for walk - Cold night, lights broken

- Conversation with Sue - Explain whats she's wearing

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This is just a plan that helps me stay on track with the post. I take these bullet points as holding points where I use my literary skill and descriptive ability as SWINGS to the next. Mostly, there are no rules and the length of each 'swing' depends on the size of the post. In my humble opinion, each length between the points should be around the same size unless something significant is happening. Most of the works is going on in your head, though.

If you want a REAL example, download this .txt file. These are ACTUAL notes I used to make a post on me and DJ's RP site, STS. (ftw, lol, wtf) Here is the finished post, guided by the above notes.

Once I'm happy with my plan, I travel into OPEN OFFICE WRITER.

I use this not because it's a good programme or it has L33T skills or anything... but for one, sole purpose.

It never crashes.

That's right, I highly recommend you don't write out your posts in the actual forum/site you're submitting it to. Browsers can crash... sometimes you can hit a key that makes your browser navigate home, or BACK... and for some browsers/settings, that can lose all your data. Word also is shit and crashes all the time. There's nothing more frustrating than loosing a butt load of writing. You don't feel up to writing it out again and if you do... it's half ass'd.

GET OPEN OFFICE WRITER

It never crashes.

Downside? The spell & grammar check is not as good as Microsoft Word. But that's okay... I get to that later.

Once I've written out a(n) RP post, I copy the whole thing and paste it into Microsoft Word.

I use the spell & grammar check to go over things. Don't take its word as law, though. If you're a modern writer - styles of writing will seem out of grammar to MC Word. Fuck it.

I often write moments of random words... like:

"Horror, Death, Screams - Oh how they are so satisfying to a demon!"

That would appear wrong to Word but there's nothing wrong with it in terms of modern entertainment writing. NOTHING AT ALL! So fuck Word, just use it for where you've ACTUALLY messed up.

When everything looks fine, I copy the whole thing from Word and paste it back into Open Office Writer (in case Word crashes). If you're spell/grammar correcting a very long RP in Word, save it as you go. To be honest, you can correct the grammar through some other programmes, or something on the Internet if you like - Whatever.

PASTE PASTE PASTE

Into the forum/site you're submitting it to. I usually press PREVIEW for my post, just to see it looks nice on the site. If it doesn't... like maybe I've broken it up into too many small paragraphs, then I edit it there on the spot... Like, bringing paragraphs together or even apart if I've bunched everything together. It's important than your post looks nice :)

At this time, you can also add style to your text via forum/site tools. Like maybe you want some text italic or bolded. This sort of formatting often doesn't cross over from programmes to Internet but will almost always work the other way. If you copy bolded, large pink text from a site and paste it into Open Office Writer or Word then it's usually always like that, too. I just write out the code in my programmes like [i]italic text[/i] because I'm fast at it... though Word will fucking HATE things like that and give you about 2-4 grammar errors. So if that pisses you off, just save your formatting for when you paste it into the site/forum.

I sometimes copy dialogue people have posted to or around my RP characters and paste it instead of writing it out again. To avoid any styles being copied into my programmes (which just annoys me) I paste it into Notepad, copy it from there and THEN paste it into Word or Writer. Notepad erases all kinds of formats.

When you're happy with how your post is and looks, you're done - post it and thy kingdom come!

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This is just one way to create RP posts... and it's more so for advanced RPers. I wouldn't listen to most of the bullshit above if you're a very casual RPer - I don't like you if you are :P

Ultimately I hope this helps you create RP posts... even if you don't use any of the ways I've mentioned it could still give you an idea of how some (or just me) make them... and how much sun we (or just me) don't get.

Bro & Sis

2009-05-07T17:34:00.009+01:00

After some hidden meditation fueled by procrastination over a long time, I've finally found Nero's sister and accidentally, his brother, too :O

Sion & Nero - Have uncharacteristic, cute girlfriends. Similar body language. same smile. Wear black & red.

Heather & Sion - Show off leg and arm skin - Have important pendants. Thin.

Heather & Nero - Similar hair style + colour. Have fought similar boss. Similar boots. Wrist bands.

Heather, Nero & Sion - Similar attitudes & use of words - Hoodies - Similar facial features.

Nero = Dante ???

2009-03-24T22:22:00.001Z

Brought to my attention by OxideTheShadow.

Dark Soul With Dark

2009-03-08T02:48:00.001Z

By yours truly.

Gangster Sings His True Tone

2009-02-25T14:54:00.004Z

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"I know I'm a grown ass'ed man."

"I wanna get em' on the first time, cause I know he goin' fly at me n' shit."

"If you know bugs... what the fuck is dat?"

"Ouwh, that motherfucker movin!"

"I can't even kill him regular, I gotta get ah.... augh, nah fuck it fuck it fuck it."

"Nigga you came to the wrong motherfuckin' crib dude, you came to the wrong fuckin' crib."

"You can't even tell I even killed nothin'."

Stylish Review - Gioteck Real Triggers

2009-02-25T13:14:00.006Z

Gioteck's Real Triggers are quite simply button extensions for the PS3 controller.

This is their official comment on their creation.

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"JUST A LITTLE TO THE LEFT AND... HAH! OWNED!

How many times have your fingers slipped off the L2 and R2, and always at a crucial moment in the game? RealTriggers put a stop to that happening ever again!
Simply put... if you use a Sony™ PS3 Controller, and your serious about your gaming, you should be using these!"

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Em, okay? In honestly, I've never really noticed having problems with the trigger buttons until I found these and was then like, "Oh yeah..." One of the main reasons I decided to buy these was their price tag.

5 quid? Yes please - I'm a sucker for little accessories and gadgets that I don't need. I can quite truly say the cheap price of these pieces of plastic is more than half the reason I bought them. So, how do they fair? Well, let's take a look at the package.

Done

Let's get those pieces of plastic out.

Man, that was easy. The packaging is all very simple, nothing to worry about.

Now let's slap em' on. The box comes with a little diagram to tell you how to put it on but it's really quite simple. I got it in 10 seconds. (hurray)

Grand

They're supposed to stop you from slipping your finger like this,

Yeah...

So I pressed down on them and they felt pretty alright. More comfy but nothing too drastic. Time to test a game. Off to MGO (Metal Gear Online).

Only after half loading the game I realised MGO is a bad game to test it on. The only time you use the R2 & L2 buttons is when you need to cycle weapons/items - Then I thought maybe that's no so bad of an example.

Right off, I found the bad aspect of the Real Triggers. MGO instant-switches through weapons by quickly tapping the R2 & L2 buttons, not pressing them. The new curve in the button made it a little hard to tap it and release as fast as I usually could. This didn't stop my progress though and certainly didn't get me killed in gameplay or anything. I adjusted to the change in about 5 minutes. (hurray again)

So I though I'd play a game that uses the R2 & L2 buttons for a bit more of a main purpose.

Before I continue, I'd like to point out that in any game that uses R1 as the main trigger for a gun (or such) is fucking STUPID. Fall of Man did it and so did Fallout 3. I fixed it for Fallout 3 though as it has a completely customisable controller layout in the options menu. So bare in mind, I'm using R2 as the trigger button, not R1.

So right off I took out my baseball bat and started to whack the piss out of everything in sight. Quite satisfying to begin with but the big perk of the Real Triggers came into play. In F3, I now remember my finger slipping so many times as I bashed the bolts out of robots with a blunt weapon which did actually annoy me a little now that I think about it. Real Triggers stopped that and I could swing away till dawn.

It only got better - I picked up an energy pistol; These things can fire 30 rounds a mag but are kinda off rhythm. You need to time your pulls on the trigger to get rapid fire. With Real Triggers I pulled half a mag of beams before I fucked up. Amazing! The protectron I was shooting at didn't have a chance.

Bitches don't know 'bout mah Real Triggers.

After that I got bored and didn't bother testing other games. I suppose driving games would be a real good example of seeing if they're better... but I don't like driving games so meh, do it yourself.

Then later in the day, it hit. Or should I say, my controller hit.
The floor that is.

Yeah, yeah, we all drop controllers but with Real Triggers attached... uh oh. They broke off and flung right under my bed. Now, my bed doesn't have an UNDER, but yet it does. Just enough space for dust to gather yet not enough to sore anything under. It's also prime for losing small objects and one of my Real Triggers went flying under it.
So there I had to pull up my big heavy bed with my weak arms and get it. I think I ripped some of the underside of the bed or something. Meh.

So that was kind of annoying. I can't drop my controller without these little fuckers flying off everywhere. Not so bad to me since I only occasionally drop my controllers but for the clumsy people or ANGRY GAMERS who trash their controllers... prepare for it to get even more annoying. I know a guy who actually ripped his PS3 controller in half because he was being beaten on an online game O.O

If you're not a head-case you're fine, though.

Real Triggers? Worth the buy if you see em lying around in some game store. I got mine in GAME but you can also get them online. Shouldn't cost more than 6 quid. If they do, I wouldn't get them.

Resident Evil 5 - Trailer, Infomation ((Spoilers!!!))

2009-02-16T21:18:00.005Z

>Warning<, some of the following infomation will undoubtably be spoilers, mild or not. It's your choice weather to continue on or not...

2009 New Trailer:

And now...Some more spoilers to add,

"So here, enjoy..."

War - I don't get it :l

2009-02-06T13:45:00.004Z

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Fallout 3 is based in the year 2277 while MGS4 is based in 2014 (I think). Both are about the world in chaos because of technology and corruption. Each cover has an awesome picture of a stylised face of a figure with a cool eye.

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That's all I've got.

Zeitgeist

2008-12-13T17:19:00.003Z

Since I love this movie, I don't know why I havn't added to my awesome blog yet. Well, here goes. Enjoy ^_^

Zeitgeist, The Movie - Remastered / Final Edition

Zeitgeist: Addendum

The Zeitgeist Movement: Orientation Presentation

The Signal

2008-12-03T22:01:00.002Z

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Doin' my part in spreading the awesomeness. ^_^

EVERYONE!!! WORST, FanFic, EVER!!!

2008-12-03T20:29:00.003Z

Check this...

Worst DMC fanfic... ever.

This Is A Giant Cock

2008-11-26T20:00:00.001Z

Found on Fakku. Credit to the creator. (This isn't mine, basically ^_^)

Random Attack!!!

2008-11-24T23:10:00.003Z

By Gem or scyscraper

Booyah!

2008-11-22T23:20:00.002Z

WIN

Other than me... Lex is the only one who knows the secret behind this pic. ;)

LAIK

2008-11-08T21:58:00.011Z

Back, lol.

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Here's some people that look a LAIK! :P

Le Chiffre - Dragunov

Vesper - Zafina

Eliot - Leo

Not bashing Tekken for stealing, I love Tekken :)

And 2 that are not my pics.

Cheerio.

Tekken 6 - Bloodline Rebellion Trailer

2008-09-23T05:46:00.003+01:00

Thanks, Dick Heads

2008-09-07T22:11:00.010+01:00

You will now notice that my Blog has a CONTENT warning. This is due to the fact that people have flagged my Blog as inappropriate.

This is bad for both me and you, my audience for many reasons.

First of all, I'd like to say that I tried out the ADULT CONTENT warning thing on my site by choice once so people could avoid this place if they are not into that kinda stuff. It was only a day after I realised that the Google searches to my site were going down. Fair enough, googling things still did bring up my site, but the description of the site was changed to the annoying, "Adult Content" warning BS. So, I took it down. As much as I like to warn people, the feel and hits of my Blog are more important. People are fully aware of the stuff they can find on the net, anyway.

BUT ALAS...

People hit that little flag button thinking they're making the world a better place. In fact, they're not, they're just pissing off a blogger guy who has enough problems in school and has only found some joy in life by using the Internet. Yeah, brilliant work there for all you assholes who flagged my blog.

I'm angry at those people, not Google. Google is awesome and a lot of the stuff I do runs off of it! [/kissing google's arse]

I expect in the future for my site to be way less popular, get way less hits & Google searches and from that, my incline to post in it (with DMC awesome stuff and what not) and therefore, my Blog will generally just be really ill. If you don't like this site, don't come to it. Nobody's forcing you to come here and for people that HAVEN'T come here before will obviously continue to see it for themselves then make their own choice if it's their thing or not. The entire process of an extra page to get to my Blog is only going to lessen view on my site.

And if that's what the assholes who flagged my blog wanted, then I hope your children become better people than you are.

I'm lucky to have dedicated readers though and I still value them just as much as I did when I started this blog. You guys rock! And of course, once you skip the warning, your cookies will remember it so you won't get bothered with the warning BS (I hope). I'll leave you with this.

Update:

Google searches have dropped dramatically from 8 pages to 1! :(

2. Pure sight have got their eye on me XD Hehe, some Internet content blocker someone must use for their MOBILE device. I dunno, it linked to here so whoever you are... well, whatever. That logo does not intimidate me!

Nope.

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:l

Oh sh-!

100,000 Hits!

2008-09-04T19:35:00.004+01:00

Most people who have these kinds of sites celebrate and reward their viewers for having so many hits. Not that I follow the crowd (far from it!) but I like the concept and I love my audience. The pic above is for you!

Style #3 + Loli

2008-08-29T17:11:00.005+01:00

I made another survey for you, the viewer. In this one, I want to see the way you observe this blog and the stylish site. Click here to take the survey.

I've become a bit of a collector in Hentai, now. No match for some people's collection but I have about 3,000 Hentai pics, a few games and a few movies, too. Here are some of my faves in my loli collection. Obviously because these are some of my faves, the Style ratings are high.

Hentai Below: Proceed at own pleasure :D

Sweet!

Alright!

Blast!

SSStylish!!! (Fapped to this so many times!)

Crazy!

Showtime!

Crazy!

Showtime! (epic boobs)

SSStylish!!!

Dope!

Showtime!

Blast!

Alright!

SSStylish!!!

Real Entertainment

2008-08-25T13:19:00.005+01:00

Watch Movies.net is exactly what it says on the tin. I recommend people check it out for free, streaming movies. I have a PLAYLIST of movies you can check out here.

It contains some of my favourite movies that happen to be good enough quality on the net.

In Hentai news the Hatsu Inu & Fullani post's videos are working again. That's +2 series of Hentai videos to SStylish. Unlike the previous post. That makes a total of 3.

It has also come to my attention that Younger Sister Juice is now the fully examined material on SStylish. It has been reviewed, streamed, and made available for download at the bottom of this page.

The whole 3 course meal. :D

+ A poll I need your help with

Your opinion on the 'Devil May Cry' sound on SStylish ( surveys)

I'll leave you with the song from MGS3's ending credits.

3-Way Combo

2008-08-17T15:47:00.003+01:00

I took the effort to combine two other Devil May Cry 4 songs with their awesome (but separate file) intro songs using a digital-audio editor. You may remember my last one from the post Audio Fusion. That contained the songs Sworn Through Swords and its second Dante intro.

Here is the file that holds 3 songs with their combined intros

Forza Del Destino (Dante Battle 2) + Dante's Party Crashing

Frozen Frog + Bael Appears

and the first one I did,

Sworn Through Swords + Berial, Again ~ Battle.mp3

They are simply both the main song and the intro combined into one audio file. I got this idea from DJ-England. Thanks Dave!

In other news, all those Hentai videos I have placed on this site throughout its young life... have died. EXCEPT 1 SERIES! I'm afraid X-Shinigami looks like its in a coma and I wouldn't expect it to come back out, either. It was the place I linked off (not in a leech way because I asked X-Death and he said it's okay as long as I don't list em) so all the videos are down.

...but for some reason the Younger Sister Juice post containing the full two eps, subbed and censored seem to be alive. I don't know why, really. They come from the same place. I hope they stay like that, though, and I'm sure my visitors want them to stay!

The whole thing is a big back-drop to the SStylish Blog but I won't let it destroy it. There's more than Hentai to Style ;)

Resident Evil: Degeneration (New Trailer)

2008-07-30T04:28:00.002+01:00

How I won THE GAME

2008-07-29T00:04:00.004+01:00

I'm sure you've heared of, THE GAME. If not, don't read on and never think of it again.

Okay, so I'll explain how I actually won the game. Some would say my reason is stupid, but the entire concept of THE GAME is just as stupid too.

When I was a lot younger, I once thought of a game, where if you think of it, you lose. I never really thought beyond that as I was just daydreaming, but then I thought to myself that a game like that probably exists, I just don't know about it or its not popular yet. So, I made a rule to myself, that if I ever hear about the offical lose game (as I called it) then I would win by double negative logic! BEHOLD THE INTERNET. It's where I heard of THE GAME. At first I was like everyone else, I thought I was IN the game. People don't exactly remember every stupid thing that think of when they were kids.

Then it sprung up in my mind, the game I made when I was a kid. I also remembered the special rule I made for myself. At that exact point, I had won the game. I had WON the FUCKING GAME! As lame as it is to be happy over something so childish as this, GAME... I was and still am.

Some can argue that I can't make that rule for myself... but I SO can because I made it before I'd heard the official game. And for the first person to officially make it on the net... I have just as much right as them tbfh. It was probably someone as bored as I was when I was a kid AND when I found it on the net. So yeah, people can argue all they want that I've lost the game, but I really don't give a shit because I believe, and always will, that I, Robert Ninja... have won the game.

Shall we bleep?

2008-07-22T10:10:00.001+01:00

Hardcore Characters

2008-07-08T23:57:00.012+01:00

What is hardcore? When something's core is... hard? When a five black guys slam their cocks into one, desperate white chick looking for a bit of cash? No. There are a few people in this world that are hardcore. Hardcore people are almost extinct these days. I'm not hardcore. I'm awesome, not hardcore. That is why I'm going to list some of the most hardcore FICTIONAL characters I know of and explain WHY they are so damn deep.

The only thing that is hardcore other than these people... is playing DMC music with a guitar... and the strings are made of piping hot, vinegar drenched barbed wire while wearing a trench coat made of the skin of your enemies.

To note, there is no particular order to this. Just what comes to mind.

William 'D-Fens' Foster- Falling Down (Movie)

Played by Michael Douglas, Foster is a no-shit taker. "Think it's out of order." A man formed from the very flaws of modern life. He is the contrast in the never ending cycle of work, sleep, shit and sex. No more flat burgers, beggars or over charged soda. This guy turns to the world and gives it one giant slap in fucking face and demands it to wake the hell up and cop on. Foster, brilliantly brought to life by Douglas, grabs me as one of those guys you always wished was around, everywhere, all the time.

Yagami Light/Kira - Death Note (Manga/Anime/Movie)

One of the youngest mass murderers you've ever seen. Not that I don't support what he does. A lot of people seem to lean on L's side since the show generally gets across a moral that killing every bad guy in the world is... wrong. Hm, okay then. Nevertheless, Kira kills all criminals. Every bad person that's hurt and innocent, destroyed a family, raped a person, taken something that didn't belong to them. Kira avoids the police, FBI, national police and basically, the WORLD. He even bypasses a genius through his OWN genius. Yep, he's badass alright. "It's my win!"

Leeloo - The Fifth Element (Movie)

"Multi Pass" Leeloo is the SUPREME BEING. She turns from cute, sexy, ignorant and a tool of destruction in zero point one second. Orange hair and a temper to match, she can dispose of dozens of armed guys while causing another dozen to fall in love. She may have language and communication problems but she knows hers and everyone else's rights. A flipping beauty of pure ownage. She'll put up a fight indeed.

Niko Belic - Grand Theft Auto IV (Video Game)

Niko doesn't have good looks, money or even clean clothes. What he does have is everything else that stands for what a man is. He has a mission, two hands and an unbreakable sturdiness, down-to-earthness and a tone of humour to sweeten the whole deal. "Have fun, dick head." Not taking shit from anyone and being silent when he needs to, he guides his way to his mission and takes out anyone in his way. Cheekbones that could cut cheese and an accent that grows on you, Niko here is one of my faves.

Lucy - Elfen Lied (Anime)

The red eyed bitch that impresses me deeply. Her presence of power, authority and intimidation quakes fear into those who surround her without her even saying anything. She's been taking on swat teams since she was 8! That's a new record. Her awesome horns and crazy hair only further increase her eye-catchingness. Slicing teen, men and women's heads off since 2004. Show some respect. "..."

Hank - Me, Myself & Irene (Movie)

Hank is supposed to be the BAD side of Charlie in the movie but I think he's the awesome side. A bit of asshole, but he's basically the living, walking opposite of the word PASSIVE. Only Jim could break out this character's personality. There are many scenes that grabbed me, but the truck through the barber shop scene was the one that made me fall in love. "You swallow?"

Dante - Devil May Cry Series (Video Game/Anime)

As cheesy and as Hollywood as they come, but only one word can truly be granted to Dante. That word, my friends, is COOL. If you were to be from the 80's, dressed in tight black leather on a sunny day, gel your hair back but somehow still spikey, have 6 girlfriends (even if you're a girl) and wear 8 pairs of sunglasses at the same time you wouldn't pass the coolness of Dante. He DEFINES cool. He can shoot bullets with bullets and has white hair while he does it. I don't even need to continue. Once you can do that, you're hardcore and you're on this damn list. Period. "Jackpot!"

X-Shinigami

2008-06-25T23:20:00.003+01:00

If you're any more of less of a Hentai viewer as I am, you've probably noticed that the BROWSE HENTAI'S sub site, X-shinigami (one of the most popular, by X-Death) has been up and down the last few months with errors and the like. If you've bothered to check now... the site's name re-directs your browser to Browse Hentai.

Here is a Blog post made by TK, the admin. He explains some of the confusion. He also mentioned that no content was lost... MEANING the videos that are NOT working on my site at the moments should be working... but they're not. Strange. Kind of a let down because Blu Hentai (another site) is having major problems, too. Must be a bad Hentai season or something. All I know is that I probably won't be having the streaming videos back anytime soon, or at all. So... I'll probably have to re-find them, download them and upload them myself, or wait until all this mess is sorted out.

You see, I embed my videos from X-Shinigami through a HTML process. This usually means the video will be easier access through google searches. Today, that's the same, but people are being led to a page where no videos are. That's really bad. I don't want people thinking I'm a poser or anything. I'll try my best to get the videos soom, though.

Until then, I leave you with this video. (And more Blog posts after this.)

Do NOT Steal From Me

2008-06-21T20:21:00.005+01:00

A while I found out that a Spanish DMC community had a user named Robert Ninja who also used my signature picture I made in photoshop. http://dmcfans.mforos.com/1286212/6336796-leyenda-devil-may-cry/

I thought that this guy had some nerve to take my name and sig, but I ignored it, being the nice guy I am. Then a bomb shell hit me.

I use this image for my RP site, STS.

This is a CUT version of it, cutting out the Sworn Through Swords sign and placing a Devil may Cry FANS sign above it. This is what graphic artists call a RIPPED piece of work. More commonly known as STOLEN WORK. This has never happened to me before.

I don't know if these DMC fans mean harm, but they are using my work without permission. Do NOT steal from me. I tried contacting the web admin of that site but it's all in Spanish and even after translating it, there is no info in how to contact the creator. So I left a message in the chat box at the bottom of the main page.

The website seems pretty well designed, I don't know why they would need to steal my work, I think they're very capable of making their own works. Whatever their true reason for taking my work... it's no excuse. They should ask me before doing this. I am angry now and I will get to the bottom of this.

Devil Secrets

2008-06-19T00:14:00.005+01:00

Here's a short parody I made of DMC 4. Has some Hentai at the start... just a warning. Enjoy! ^_^

WOWOW

2008-06-15T03:45:00.003+01:00

It's WOW to the next level.

IPD

2008-06-12T01:11:00.002+01:00

IPD

In Progress I continued to call this Animation. Couldn't think of a name of it. Then when it was done, it was In Progess Done. So, IPD seems fitting. This animation was just some more tests and fun for myself. I couldn't be bothered to add a replay button, so forgive me on that.

Audio Fusion

2008-06-07T03:11:00.004+01:00

Back from my holiday in the south of England, all refreshed and ready to waste more of my life in front of this broken down laptop. Happy days. Yes yes, I'm back. Good to see my Hentai posts published themselves while I was enjoying the the food, sun and sea of Portsmouth.

Only I was outraged at the theft of the name. Easons' staff didn't appreciate my shouting

Moving on from that, did I ever mention I edit audio a little? Just a tad and I suck at it but I DID manage to fuse the Berial Again entrance music (from Berial Fight 2 with Dante) into the actual Sworn Through Swords battle music. The entrance music (contained on the OST) fades out after a little music from Sworn Through Swords, meaning both cannot be played in line with each other like the other songs. So... I simply put them together. This was done mainly for my Devil Brother (Co-Blogger) DJ-England but I also did it for myself and for the fact that I get to share it with my readers.

Had to upload them to filefront this time.

I'm making too much of a big deal out of this so here it is, the two songs, the great build up and the great execution all in one.

As always, feel free to download and share this. If you're re-uploading it anywhere else, please credit me. Thanks ^_^

Self Hentai

2008-06-04T13:00:00.001+01:00

A good collection of Hentai moments. The music is really shit, so I suggest you mute the video and play your own music, or just mute it and play nothing. There are no sex sounds, anyway. Thanks to Self Pity Entertainment for the video.

This, Is, Loli!

2008-06-01T19:00:00.004+01:00

This, is, LOLI!

Rated again by my preference alone. Found from various Hentai-ers like myself, scattered around forums and what-not. Juist women again. No Yaoi for you, girls. Meh.

Warning - Hot Stuff Below - Prepare To Be Aroused
(or leave if you don't like this sort of stuff)

Enjoy.

Alright!

Blast!

Blast!

SSStylish!

Showtime!

Sweet!

Crazy!

Sweet!

Alright!

Crazy!

Sweet!

Showtime!

Dope!

Audios, Kid

2008-05-29T00:54:00.005+01:00

I'll be gone the next week in England and then I start a week of work in Xilinx just after that. It's that computer chip company. yeah, whatever. Basically, no activity from me here that means.

NOT TO WORRY (not that you are)

I have dinner cooked and ready to post thanks to Blogger's FUTURE post. Yeah, they're so magic, they post stuff I've made even when I don't click the post button. So AMAZING! (sarcasm) Yeah, so it'll be a, "here's one I made earlier" act. Not my style, I like to post on-the fly to keep things NOW. That's my style. Whatever, enough about me. You want CONTENT. So here's... em, some music to download :D Good songs, promise ^_^

Slave - Awesome song by The Evolutionaries I've been spamming on my site. Good stuff.

Ground Zero Funk - One Tekken song. It's a good song for any battle of awesomeness.

Hall Of Mirrors - Tune from EQ movie.

In A Heartbeat - Acoustic melody from the horror movie, 28 Days Later. They re-used and overdid it in 28 Weeks Later as well... which sucked hard on its own to begin with.

3rd Time's The Charm - Dramatic orchestra with modern beats and Gothic piano/tech. Interesting mix and it creates a very good atmosphere of action. Used in my lame DMC Video, DMC Dentist. (at the end)

Yep, I have an awesome taste in music. Feel free to share this music anywhere ya like and even link directly to the files... I don't mind.

Yamamori Awesome

2008-05-27T05:29:00.005+01:00

That's actually the exact one I visited

I recently went to a Japanese Restaurant, Yamamori Noodles. All I can say is WOW. I'm really into Japanese food.

I ordered Teppan Chicken Teriyaki, a side order of noodles and a club orange. Damn is Japanese food filling! Now I know how they have so much energy! They make me seem like a starving, malnourished homeless person! I can safely say, that even though I didn't taste THAT much Japanese there, I'm definitely into their food and I seriously consider going back sometime in the future.

The atmosphere was friendly and not intimidating, the prices were very affordable and of course, the food was excellent, cooked-to-order. I got my main serving placed in front of me as expected, but what surprised me was the steam coming of it! I could still see and hear the juices boiling, straight from the kitchen, freshly cooked to my table, ready for me to chow down.

I used chop-sticks, which was a bad idea since I have very limited experience with them. My teacher (not saying sensei because I sound too nerdy) ordered the waiter to be and speak Japanese. (Well, he didn't turn Japanese from order, we, she asked for a Japanese waiter. I jest.) I had to order in Japanese, too, which wasn't too hard since I ordered just like I do in most restaurants... say the name of the dish. Only this time using, "To," instead of and. Lucky me. I finally got the hang of the chop sticks at the end of the dinner, finishing off my noodles, which basically made me on the brink of explosion. Teacher noticed that I got the hang of it and told me, which was a really nice surprise because I thought I was being stupid.

The only bad thing I could remember was the chair I was sitting on. I was in a group of around a dozen, and I got the minority seat. Not he huge comfortable leather one neatly placed against the wall. I got a tall chair outside of that with four legs. It was probably my bad posture but my back started to hurt and I don't think there was enough room for all four people to sit there. I was almost leaning left a bit to avoid the corner of the table.

Other than that, it was great meal. Just a recommendation from me... however that may not be saying much, I only eat out in town on very rare occasion.

Is this a review? Hell no, that would be rude to the people who served me. This is just a friendly thumbs up from yours truly... RN.

My Oblivion Character

2008-05-24T21:01:00.004+01:00

Got back into Oblivion again. Made a new character, a Nord as usual... only this time NOT with white hair... AND I've decided to play this game doing evil deeds. Should be fun. Here's some pics of my character, his name is Devil Xex (a devil version of one of my old characters) or you can just call him Devil Prince. Enjoy ^_^

Short Day

2008-05-24T01:28:00.003+01:00

This is a basic comic, showing a very brief overview of how my seemingly last day of school went before the summer holidays. True story.

Flash Project #4

2008-05-21T20:00:00.001+01:00

I started this project ages ago but didn't get past a blank screen. Now I'm actually animating a bit but it's far from done. There's no story and no point, just simple, fun animating for my own experience. Here's the running motion I managed to whip up.

Oh, and here's a comic I made in flash while I was bored.

We're Sworn Through Swords!

2008-05-18T10:46:00.005+01:00

I am proud to announce that our Devil May Cry Role-Play site, "Sworn Through Swords", is finally finished. After much delay, combined with a long string of bad luck, it's finally ready to host one hell of a party! Despite this being a DMC based RP site, it's still pretty open, so even if you don't like, or follow DMC (You shall die if so..), you can still join freely.

Human, Half-Demon or Demon are your choices of species. Create any kind of unique character you so wish and I quote from my devil brother here on SStylish,

'Most importantly, relax, have fun, and be Stylish.'

Check out "Sworn Through Swords".

Fullani

2008-05-18T00:55:00.006+01:00

Fullani is some sort of Hentai game. I don't know. Here's its strange Wiki Article (wiki sucks)

Anyway, who cares? It has awesome Loli scenes. Here are all the videos I could find from the game. There aren't really any EPs, but I'll label them that way, anyway. Thanks to X-Shinigami Staff, X-Death and everyone involved in the making and distribution of these videos and of course, to the original game creators. You all rock!

EP 1

EP 2

EP3

EP 4

EP 5

EP 6

EP 7

Logic Of The Insane

2008-05-16T00:24:00.004+01:00

This is a strange thing I wrote. It's very personal to me. I believe in order to fully understand why insane people to crazy things, one must be insane at least once in their life. Only then can one see the logic of an insane person and how it's not actually that crazy... it's just misunderstood. I wrote this in my hopes to get the message across.

Also, I was given inspiration for this from 2 movies. Enjoy.

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Logic Of The Insane

I’m insane they say, I can hear them.
I like to spend time in the shower sitting down, humming. It’s a nice feeling.
I rock back and forth because the water gets on more places.

But I sit cross-legged so my knees are not in the spray of water.
They go cold.
I lift my head up and let my hair get wet so I can wave it along them,
Back and forth along my knees so they are warm like the rest. I don’t wanna do it any other way.
Then that’s different.
I don’t like standing. It’s too much energy.

If I close my eyes and cover my ears, I can hear the water fall on my head.
It’s like the sound when someone goes crazy. The scary sound effects.
The more I let go of my ears without losing the cover sound,
The louder the water drops. On my neck it sounds different.
I cover my ears, but sometimes let the water drip out.
Then the water sounds like it’s in a shell.

In a shell, it can also sound like the screams of demons.
Then when I can hear the demons, I know I can then block them.
So I get scared of the sounds and cover my ears fully again.

They come and talk to me, ask me to turn off the water, but that’s too quiet then.
They talk, so I look up at them, but the water falls in my eyes and hurts.
I make noises when I hurt. So I stop looking up, to stop the hurt.

When it’s over, they leave towels for me. Not one towel… many. All different colours. I use different ones for different parts.

Head is smallest, so the pink one. Blue for everything but feet, and then the white one for the feet.
I didn’t always do that, they just gave me lots of towels the first time I went shower with clothes on.
So now I like it like this. When they try change it, I get scared. Different colours scare me now.
They made me like this.

Doctor’s Report On Patient #6

Patient is definitively suffering from insanity. She freezes up and runs to the showers when scared.
Only taking some of her clothes off, she sits in the shower and rocks left to right, occasionally stopping and letting her head become soaked, then continues rocking.

She will cover her ears, and mutter things about demons. Local Nurses should comfort her with this. Obviously demons she has made in her dreams.

Speaking to her rarely works. She will look at the speaker, but scream and look back down. Perhaps she is afraid of people standing above her. She doesn’t like any changes and demands the same coloured towels for each of her body part to dry once she is calmed into getting out of the shower.

If any changes are made to her towels, she will get scared and might even return in the shower. Forcefully turning off the water causer her to make a lot of noise. She has said things that show she doesn’t like silence.

Recommend 3 shots a day and a higher dose of pills. Patient should not be reviewed for release for another 3 months.

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PS3 >< 360

2008-05-15T17:56:00.006+01:00

Interesting video, and I had noticed some of these things before.

PC and PS3 are my faves. PC for pure graphics, ownage and games like Supreme Commander and online playing. PS3 for its media-handling ways and perfect remote for playing fighting games (PC is best at shooters). Not to mention I prefer titles for the PS3 because they're usually better games. Maybe not better shooters... but, things OTHER than shooters.

Yeah, I'm a PC PS3 kinda guy. Not much love at all for 360 players. Online, they're complete dick heads. And that's the thing that's better with the 360, it's online is the best ever. However, you must pay (even though you've bought the game, pay bills, and bought the console) so that's MORE out of your wallet, AND the users are assholes. So, it's online may be better down on paper, but to play it is a horrible experience... so it's only feature even keeping it in the console war is actually a piece of shit.

If I had to live with only ONE gaming system, it would be the PC.

Colorful

2008-05-10T21:39:00.010+01:00

I remember seeing this Anime about a year ago. It was very funny and quite bizarre. Colorful is a perverse-style eccentric comedy of various ecchi scenarios. Each episode is no longer than about 6 minutes, with 8 EPs in total.

Here are all the episodes, streaming from X-Shinigami. Thanks to X-Shinigami staff, uploaders, coders and everyone involved in getting this Anime out in the open. Also, of course, my repsects to the creators of the Anime, and X-Death, the X-Shinigami daddy. Enjoy ^_^

EP 1

EP2

EP 3

EP 4

EP 5

EP 6

EP 7

EP 8

My View On DMC 4

2008-05-09T20:02:00.007+01:00

I suppose I never really showed my opinion on the actual game, despite me having completed it on all modes, a lot of levels being S ranks and getting a pretty high rank in Ireland.

Anyway, spoilers ahead.

The game is alright. I mean, the battle’s feel is better, but a lot of moves have been removed or unnecessarily changed. For example, Dante’s uppercut (Beast Uppercut) with his fists. It’s always been R1 + Back + ATTACK since DMC 1, but in DMC they see to think that you need to be in SM (Swordmaster) style in order to perform such an attack. Instead, the attack combo initiates a dodge backwards and Dante charges what seems to be a much more powerful version of Straight; the equivalent to Rebellion’s Stinger but with fists. In DMC it was a very bad attack, took too long to charge, and if you didn’t charge, it was very weak. Also, it didn’t have much range at all. The DMC 4 one is a lot better, but the button combo is changed. It’s just something you need to get used to.

The STYLE system is a great idea for Dante and just intensifies the action, keeping the blazing bullets and vicious sword swings fluent and the player on his/her toes.

Out of game play, I’ll get back to that. I was very disappointed with the game as a GAME. The beginning of the game is very good> The cut scenes are satisfactory. The environments are nice and interesting. Also, with the first 3 Dante battles (the tutorial), cut scenes interlude during Nero’s undressing (He strips his bandages).The music changes and the beginning is obviously very different from the rest of the game. The rest of the game is… well, in terms of cut scenes and story… not good. Yeah, the action cut scenes are brilliant and cheesy, but there’s no tension and general Dante Vs Nero or just Dante awesomeness isn't as good as it is in the start.

The music gets repetitive after a while. It’s a GREAT soundtrack, but it hardly every changes for anything except obvious boss fights. In DMC 1 & 3, the music would switch for the different types of enemies you encounter, as well as where you encounter them, along with when about in the game’s storyline you encounter them. This made things a bit mixed up and kept the new battles interesting in terms of music. The music doesn’t change at all. Throughout the whole game the character’s normal battle music is the same. The Time Has Come, and Lock & Load Remix. This shows, along with the start being some of the best quality footage, that the game was obviously given a kick in the arse and told to hurry up production because of demand. CAPCOM probably did this to the staff working on DMC 4. Pricks.

Dante’s new look is awesome but Nero had a lot of work to do. I mean, they wanted to make a new character… they could have used ANY character. Could’ve made him/her look like any cool DMC character. Now, I’m not saying that Nero doesn’t look awesome ( since he looks like me ^_^) but damn, the formula for white-haired, smart-talking, trench-coat wearing demon hunters has already been taken. By who? Em, by Dante, from the last 3 games, Novels and Manga. Yeah, that Dante. It shows they had enthusiasm and liked coolness, but were too afraid to stray away from the base-character of Dante. I really thought they could make a more original looking character.

Nero’s game play is alright. His gun is way more powerful in a general sense, and is only second to Dante when it comes to taking out Mephisto’s, where if you charge Dante’s guns and shoot right up-close, it takes away their cover in less than 2 seconds. Nero’s Devil Bringer is pretty strong, and can finish off lesser demons after only a few slashes from Red Queen. There are two main grabs. Aerial, and Ground. Each is usually the same but most of the time there will be a damage bonus for getting them in the air (usually after Snatching them) because Nero will slam most demons onto the floor, and THEN perform the normal DB attack. Even for the lesser demons like Scarecrows it’s worth the player’s effort to Buster them from the air because it can keep you in the air longer, being able to snatch and make more combo’s and style, leading to more orbs… and most importantly, keeping out of danger from the ground monsters… and all those factors are very important during the crucial starting of the game, where you’ll need to upgrade the relatively weak Nero.

Graphics are good like all current-gen games. Nothing new. I haven’t managed to take advantage of Blu-Ray, seeing as how I have a normal (but still good) TV, so I’m not sure how good they really can be. There’s only a few graphics flaws. One of the main ones is the shadows in the forest right about the end of the first third of the game. They seem jagged and seem to flicker near the edges. An ugly sight. A shame, since the ligting in that area seems to be high-quality in other ways.

Nero’s is definitely the right character for those who are not as awesome at DMC as me. Also, for the new-comers to DMC… and 360 players. Ahem… dicks. Moving on…

He is easier to handle and can pull off WAY more combo’s and damage with less effort. His DB is also great to finish things off. I really feel though, that the DB wasn’t used to the full. There’s basically only two attacks and then the SNATCH, which yanks enemies to your face so you can eat them (as I do)… well, not literally. Most of the medium demons are thrown away like garbage with Nero’s attacks, but I feel it should be more of a HAND than a grab combo. It would’ve been way more innovative to let players choose where he/she wanted to throw the enemy. Also, this is DMC, why no smashing demons off other demons? Despite that, the DB is handy enough and a good idea that could be expanded on.

Story wise, the game is retarded. I’m not even going to explain the whole Angelo or Order Of The Sword malarkey because basically they don’t matter. The story is just like all the other DMCs. Badass Dante sitting around… someone stirs up a shit salad, bad guy pretends to be good guy, eventually reveals he’s bad guy and tries to be a devil like Dante.

And the end… yep, just like the other DMCs. Dante takes him out, only this time its Nero… but difference really, right? Good, white haired guy takes out ugly, old bad guy. The end, everyone’s happy and Kyrie has a big ass.

Actually, I should get into that. The girls. Trish, who just pretends to do stuff but is pretty fun to have around… Lady who is now a street hooker (and makes me sick) and Kyrie who is the pretty sweet-talking damsel in distress. She’s actually my type :p You can tell she has a nice body under those Order Of The Sword dresses, and it’s so good she doesn’t need to flaunt it like the whore Lady, or the… slight whore Trish. Lady and Trish have also picked up Dante’s attitude of being badass dick. But ya see, that only works with Dante. Only Dante can say cheesy-lines, be a prick, a dick and think he’s cool (because he is). When the others do it, ESPECIALLY the girls, it’s very, very annoying and bitchy. They also don’t do it as casually and as naturally as our handsome Dante.

Ahem, Dante = Sex

The boss fights are good enough, and Nero’s DB is quite fun, it even changes when DT is activated. In the Echidna fight, you can use the REVVING of Red Queen to actually slice through her gut with red-hot, engine grinding carnage.

Which leads me to the end, the Devil Trigger states.

They’re actually very, very different. Nero’s Devil trigger is calling for aid, it summons Vergil’s Spirit out of Nero’s body. Each attack will be assisted by the very strong swipes of Vergil’s Yamato sword… which is done surprisingly well and each their own attack, not an actual mimic of Nero’s. Although called AID… Nero’s DT is actually best used when the player is in a peak of killing and good combat. If the style meter is all the way up, or in a boss fight that’s going well, then I usually go ahead and DT, increasing my awesomeness while I’m still in, “The Zone.” It’s win.

Unlike Dante’s DT, Nero’s does not speed him up, in fact, I believe it VERY SLIGHTLY slows his full 4-attack combo down, but not in a noticeable way. Only in a no-life playing DMC4-too-long-to-notice-this-shit kind of way. Nero’s DT also doesn’t stop him from flinching, stumbling and falling on his hot ass whenever he gets hit. I believe he also takes full damage. The only thing that’s exactly like Dante’s DT is the vitality regeneration.

Dante’s DT, on the other hand, IS used for when you’ve fucked up. If I’m doing shit, or I’m off my game, or even if I’m fair-and-square getting my ass handed to me by a group of hard monsters, or a strong boss on a hard mode, then I’ll go right ahead and press L1 and Devil Trigger my ass. Dante’s SPEED and POWER are increased a lot, his attacks also change a lot. The most dramatic is STINGER. Instead of just thrusting it in like the man he is, he screams like there’s no tomorrow, creates a gulp of pure, demonic violence and shreds through even the most heavily armoured demons, actually ending up on the other side of them once he’s done. This attack is in fact so strong to even multiple enemies and virtually impossible to stop, that it needs extra DT and penalizes you accordingly by draining about 2 and ½ of your DT slots. Dante doesn’t flinch much either unless it’s a heavy attack or a series of small ones in rapid succession.

Well, I’m done. It’s not really a review. It’s my view on the game, what I noticed most, enjoyed, disliked and thought of in general.

And, all in all, I have to say it’s a GOOD GAME. And like all games… ever, it could have been better. I expect to see DMC 5 being VERY good now that players have experienced their new features and have given feedback. I’m sure DMC 5 will fully use the DB, restore a lot of Dante’s moves and be 3 times as awesome as DMC 3 and 4 combined.

Big thanks to Devils-Lair & staff as well as Nanshu for providing screenshots, art and of course... reminding me of the names of the moves >.<

Devil May Dance-Dance-Dance!

2008-05-07T23:30:00.003+01:00

And be cute!

Shown to me by a Neo Forum member named CapcomDevil, a college girl that thinks she knows PS CS 3 and happened to make a fool of herself by getting in over her head, accusing me of making the NERO DEVIL AURA CG art. I guess I'm quite flattered that she thought I could make such an amazing piece of art... alas, I didn't, nor did I try to be an asshole and release false art surrounding my beloved DMC.

Back to the point, the vids just keep goin' and goin'! Check out Dante's, as Lady Sparda(Neo Member) put it... "Birthin' Hips." Can't help but want to cuddle the happy Nero ^_^

Why Style?

2008-05-07T00:04:00.007+01:00

I created this Blog thinking it would be pretty cool. A good site for me to post my interests, sticking to DMC mainly. It has gone to much more than I thought.

I boast, but not because I'm full of myself, or think this or I am better than anyone or any other Blog. I'm just very proud of everything I make. This site is one of my favourite things. Sure, it's just a few gatherers of TEXT on a BLOG somewhere on the INTERNET. I feel close to it, though. It's one of the few things where, who I am in real life (an awesome, stylish guy :D) is successfully converted onto something digital.

I do feel this Blog is different. Maybe not in a good way to some... we all have different interests and likings. Not doubting it though, it's not an average Blog. I post here with what I like and want. For the most part, I've generally rid of almost all the rules I layed down when I started out. Things like, "Only DMC here, no smilies, always good info and sound all cool and professional."

I've thrown them away.

So why Style? Why come here. For typical DMC lyrics and Hentai? That's what the statistics show... but I believe there are a few here, reading now, that return. To see what I post and share my Interests in really unique way. I post Hentai, naked images of underage Anime-girls, blood splatting DMC killing, combo videos, the occasional joke and humiliation.

I post this stuff because it makes me happy. I feel confident that it makes others happy, too.

DJ joined this blog a mouthful of months ago. I did this because me and him are like nerdy Devil Brothers. He has contributed to the site in small ways. But just from it, it adds an important presence-element he leaves that I also think adds the to the uniqueness of this Blog. Often I would contemplate whether to invite more people, but that's very unlikely. It's like a very personal thing now, but shown to over 60'000 people!

I don't really think I'm going over the top here. I know my Blog has some things on it that MAY get it to be closed. But I refuse to let that happen. I've worked so hard on this Blog, if it were to be taken away, all these 100+ posts, with many, MANY words, I feel it would be taking away a large, LARGE part of my computer life. I'd feel I wouldn't have the base-home. An E-Home where I can always go to, taking a break from REAL LIFE and post anything I want.

I understand the meaning of the word BLOG now, and the irony is that many Blogs don't realise its meaning. BLOG is BLAG, BLUGGARY BLEH! It's gibberish, meaning ANYTHING AT ALL. But in fact, gibberish is everything! What I understand and like is gibberish to some people. And this is my BLAH BLOG. This is a bundle of my enjoyments and things I love. I hope visitors enjoy it as much as me.

So, why Style? The word STYLE is indeed the answer. Style, because its STYLE, my style, me and DJs style, DMC style, DL style, Veira Style, Lith Style, Noxie Style, PS3 Style, Hentai Style, Robert fucking Ninja style, chewing gum in the morning Style, NAKED DANTE style, Vergil with hips Style, ROCK ALTERN & INDIE STYLE, trench coat style, my awesome ATRAK player style, Mozilla Style.

The god damn Style of all Style.

Wanna know the name? SStylish!

Gold Orb

2008-05-05T21:39:00.002+01:00

DL is back, oh yes! CaT and further admin staff just went and used one of their 3 gold orbs and revived the site. It wasn't as fast as a gold orb, but they did it fast enough and I thank them!

All hail DL!

DL

2008-04-14T19:55:00.004+01:00

Ya know, a while ago I was told that Dante from DMC 4, in his Devil Trigger state, has the Los Illuminados logo, from Resident Evil 4, stamped across his chest. As amusing as this is, I thought it was just a CAPCOM thing, seeing as both are made by Capcom, and both are the 4th part of a popular series of killing. Not to mention both games are awesome.

But then just a few minutes ago, I notice something more while browsing my pictures. I saw Kou Leifou, a character from The Bouncer, a spin-off bash game from Square Enix (Final Fantasy for Mr and Mrs Uneducated). He had a very similar design ALSO pasted right on the centre of his chest, only this time in the form of a tattoo.

Come to think of it, Dante and Kou look quite similar and ACT even more similar. So what is this LOGO? I think I'll call it, THE LOGO. Original? Nope, but it works. Here's a pic to help you understand what I mean.

(Click To Enlarge)

How curious.

I'd also like to dedicate this post to Devils-Lair, my favourite forum of all time. It recently went down for reasons unknown to me, but CaT posted on her IRC SERVER that it might never come back or recover fully. This is REALLY saddening.

So, this post and all my respects go to one of the last good forums AND sites ever to grace the Internet. A forum and site where you could feel like going home to. With friendly members and as crazy and as fun an attitude as any cool person can find. I still try do my part in keeping in contact with the members (who never read Emails, PMS or anything until about a year later!) but I don't think it will be the same without the forum.

CaT, Krizy, Lithium, Noxie, Veira, Riz and all the other great forum members, thanks for making that place what it was. I really hope to see you all again in some other forum, or HOPEFULL, some revival of the old one.

Jackpot! :)

Resort Boin

2008-04-12T23:10:00.005+01:00

Resort Boin is a Hentai Anime that... is, was... em, I really don't know anything about this Hentai except that it's a good, sex-ridden, high-quality typical one-guy many-girls Hentai!

Well, here it is.

Resort Boin

Part 1

Part 2

I don't think there are any other episodes or sequels to this, and I also doubt it (me being an experienced Hentai-er) but I will post more of this if I find more.

Hatsu Inu

2008-03-30T17:21:00.003+01:00

Hatsu Inu is a Hentai Anime from Pink Pineapple. Translated by HEroAP/Bushido Philosopher, who did a great job, if I do say so myself. Video files provided by X-Shinigami (X-Death)

Thank you to both free-lance Hentai-ers for doing such great work to help share the Hentai love to all of us! ^.^

Hatsu Inu

Act 1

Part 1

Part 2

Act 2

Part 1

Part 2

Dead Fantasy II

2008-03-25T01:14:00.003Z

Montyoum, the skilled 3d animator and action scene director (freelance personal work) finished Dead Fantasy II recently this week and uploaded it to his chosen host of video networking, Gametrailers.

I couldn't find any info on his work, he just posted it on the Internet but he did show its premier... eh, somewhere... I didn't really listen since I only watch his work casually.

He let his fans know on Mon Mar 24, 2008, 12:49 PM with his DA Journal.

Am I going to comment on how good or bad it was? Nah. Although I will give reasons why his work is so liked.

All female cast - works in Anime... so it was a smart move to get attention.
Completely action based - People like action, I know I do.
Lone Wolf - He shows anyone can be awesome if they practice, a good man.
Update - He gives info on the production of his works, keeping his fans posted and feeling involved.

Note, I have no ownership over DF 1 or 2 or any of the characters involved. All DF works belong to montyoum.

A Memory Retold [1] By TDS

2008-03-17T03:13:00.005Z

A short fan fic by TDS. It's based on Assassin's Creed video game.

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Chapter 1: The Night Before It All

The early evening bustled with the villagers of Masyaf. The sun was beginning to dim as Raúl walked into the fortress of the Assassins. In contrast to the village, the Assassin's fortress was quite empty. A few guards walking around, and in the training ring, Altaïr was swinging his sword, perfecting his technique. He swung, left, then right, a turn, and the sword went out to the right again. Raúl walked up to the ring, and spoke with amusement,

"Greetings, friend. And what compels you to aimlessly swing your sword through air?" Altaïr twirled his curved blade and sheathed it, turning to Raúl, panting from his exercise.

"You apparently have no concept of training. I didn't rise above your rank by merely sitting around." The words stung Raúl, but he had to agree: it was true. Altaïr walked out of the ring, closing the wooden gate behind him, and walked up to the table where his equipment lay. He put his hood back over his head, covering his short, dark hair. His short blade, knives, and gauntlet lay on a table to his right. He dressed himself with the equipment, the silver short blade gleaming on his back along with the little knives. Raúl spoke again,

"There've been rumors. Richard the Lionheart has taken Acre. Nothing's been confirmed as of yet, but this 'Crusade' is becoming more bloody as they go." He sighed, distraught over the grim happenings of the Holy Land. Altaïr turned to him, and spoke calmly, but seriously,

"What the Crusaders do does not concern us. We do the Master's bidding, and so, I must return to my duties."

"Altaïr!" The voice of a fellow Assassin echoed in the open grounds of the fortress as the Assassin approached Altaïr and Raúl.

"Malak," responded Altaïr, "what do you run for?"

"Al Mualim wishes to speak with you. I am to bring you to him."

"Lead the way." Altaïr left his friend and proceeded to the castle. At the base of the stone stairs stood Malak's brother Kadar.

"Malak, why've you brought me-"

"Because Al Mualim has invited you. You should be glad."

"I am!"

"Good. Then wait here. The Master is waiting for us, Altaïr," spoke Malak. Altaïr responded, "I do not see what we're waiting for." Malak sulked as he led Altaïr to Al Mualim, the Master of the Assassins.

"Come forth, my students. It is not often that I need more than one man for a mission, but this is a delicate matter. We have reports saying Robert de Sable has supposedly uncovered some kind of 'treasure.' They call it "The Piece of Eden." You two are to go to Solomon's Temple, as well as Kadar. This is a delicate matter. Retrieve the 'Templar Treasure' and ensure Robert de Sable does not possess it. Besides, Malak, your brother could use some experience away from Masyaf. This would be a true mission for him. But remember, do not fail me."

Malak nodded, "True...He hasn't left Masyaf in a while. The deed shall be done, Master," and he bowed to Al Mualim, who bowed his head, and turned to Altaïr, seeking his opinion,

"And what of you, Altaïr? Have you nothing to say of this matter?"

Altaïr gazed out the window, to where the sun was setting. He answered, "I believe if Robert de Sa-" A dull, but loud thump echoed throughout Masyaf, interrupting Altaïr before he could finish. The village suddenly stirred from its slumber, stunned by the noise of this recent event. Al Mualim acted fast,

"Altaïr, Malak, you must go and find out what has happened down there. Leave at once. Bring your weapons." The white-robed duo rushed down the stairs, Kadar joining up with them, and almost flew from the fortress. From there they free-ran across the buildings of Masyaf. Whatever was going on, it seemed to be by the main gate. Malak and Altaïr leaped, landed, rolled, and ran again, to the main gate. A fairly large group of people were gathered around something. Altaïr pushed through to the middle, and what he saw confused him to no end. Malak finally pushed through and was left with the same expression on his face as Altaïr: bewildered.

A man in strange red clothing was lying face down in the dirt, a dirt trail dug up behind him. An enormous sword was strapped to his back, and his hair was a marble white. Altaïr was dumbstruck.

What in the world-?
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Happy 100th Blog post!

Why Anime Works

2008-03-16T00:25:00.012Z

Before I begin, here is a Wiki article on Anime.

It's no secret to young people and those who keep up with the latest media, movies and such alike that Anime has busted with amazing popularity. But why? Why has this cartoon style been adopted as one of the most influential cartoon styles as to draw many people into the feel of modern Japan and affiliate animation works?

Without having to go into a history lesson, thanks to that wiki article, I'll state why I think, know, and have developed this opinion as to why Anime has taken the reigns, and set off to popularity mountain.

Let's start with how the world is right now. It has problems, but still manages to make movies, arts, music, games and all that media. In recent times, we've seen the amazing ways all those media types can grab us, make us feel loved, strong, sad, inhuman, emotional in every way possible. Turly an interesting time to live in, despite the problems. I sit here with the clock ticking to midnight, thinking of these things.

In this time when only the limits of technology and intelligence being the only REAL thing to stop even more truly epic media to be made, means to find easier, working ways of displaying people's stories and ideas have been tested. Anime is simply one type of animation style. There have been many. If you go back to the, "Good ole days," you see animals being used to represent people. Then there's the style of animation leading to even today, with regular, half-cartoonish looking representations of people.

There are some really great, moving films out there that display some well-thought-out lessons. But now Anime has a different appeal. Fair enough, Anime is not to everyone's personal taste, but then again, what is?

The genres and themes of Anime extend beyond that of what movies & other animation styles offer. Anime can show sword-wielding teens slicing off heads, guts pumping blood all over the place, and it's completely normal for Anime. It can also have cute little girls playing around in school with a comedic theme. Now, usually for those two extremes, there would be an actual different animation style for it. But now, both genres can fit into Anime without hassle. Where as if you were to see a horror animation that is not anime-themed, it would certainly look different from another non-anime styled animation.

Like any big deal, though, there is a dominating theme or regularly used story/character types/locations, but that's just playing with the gravel on the side of the big long road of life.

Anime Works.

It uses a character model base that can be cute, sexy, dangerous, crazy, or damn right AMAZING. Anyone who's anyone can find a type of Anime character they like (except anime-haters, of course). There is an infinite amount of Anime movies, shows, artworks (as shown by the ever-anime dominating DeviantArt) fan fictions. And that's another thing, Anime is even displayed through literature, still holding its Anime title, despite having no actual animation, the name's origin.

Character have an appeal that can often time be stronger than a real human. This is shown through Hentai, proving that Anime has a sexual desire and pull on it's audience, which of course shows that people can respect these works of art, the characters, and even begin to love them as though a real human.

The actual visuals of Anime are most important to its success. The eyes are rounded, everything is flawless, and any flaw is there on purpose to represent something, which the viewer will recognise immediately, absorbing its meaning and purpose much faster and efficiently.

Most things are rounded, soft, light and appealing. The SPHERE and CURVE is scientifically proven to be the most liked shape and feel to humans. This probably explains why women are seen as more of a desirable thing, too... and have been adopted for more use in Anime accordingly.

Now, I can't draw very well at all, not even Anime, but I know full well Anime is an easy thing to draw once experience has been gained. This I know thanks to my Anime-crazed DMC fans and admitted by Anime drawers. So, it's also time-saving. It's handy, it can be made into a movie with skilled animators, designers and directors in... okay, a lot of time, but the time is spent on the QUALITY of the animation. Take Spirited Away for example... the quality is second to none.

It provides the least amount of detail when it comes to the boring things like noses and mouths, which in my opinion are not the nicest human features anyway so I don't mind them being downsized and ignored... which is what Anime does. Anime focuses on the eyes, a very important part of identifying someone. It also has a strong focus on modern things, such as hair (to represent style, fantasy with colours), questionable clothing (to show fantasy and sexiness). This makes the model inviting to anyone who is not old.

Anime tends to... work. Especially with young people. It's modern, easy, very attractive. It also proves that less is more. There doesn't have to be a lot of detail to obtain respect and often times, the less stuff going on, and the simpler something is... the more it works. In modern days, Anime is working. Anime works. And I can only see it getting stronger. The only thing bringing it down now is Japan's country, eco and population problems... and of course, how they affiliate with the rest of the world's problems. Whatever way you slice it, take long gander at Anime. It sure is having fun.

Tekken 6 - Plot, Characters, Hype

2008-03-07T02:02:00.009Z

Oh boy oh boy. Despite my personal crap going on, I can't seem to stop a smirk forming across my face. Why? Well, doing some research on my favourite fighting game's series has led me to uncover some basic, yet exciting information. This'll be a long post, so kick up a chair...

First of all, the plot.

Prologue:

"The 5th King of the Iron Fist Tournament has ended with Heihachi Mishima missing and the eventual winner being Jin Kazama. Jin then assumes the role as head of the Mishima Zaibatsu and begins using the special Tekken force units for propaganda and manipulative acts all over the world.

Eventually many people become upset by this and it starts riots and eventually war amongst nations. With the world now at war, many nations lose their power and the Mishima Zaibatsu declares itself as an independent nation. The Mishima Zaibatsu is intent on conquering the world with only G Corporation to stand in its way.

People around the world see G Corporation as a savior and G Corporation offers a price on Jin Kazama to anyone that can bring him in alive. Just as anyone could have expected, the announced for the 6th King of Iron Fist Tournament was under way.

Those that want to make a name for themselves, those that seek money, and those that want revenge. Many different ideals and goals gather while the Tekken 6 tournament is unveiled."

Now as a Tekken and Jin fan, I must say, Holy s***! Jin has finally given in to his evil bloodline?! I gotta say I didn't see it coming. Good move from Namco...very good. Anyway, that is the basic Tekken 6 plot, only needing the character's personal ambitions to fit in, including some new ones naturally.

New Characters:

Leo

"Leo's father is a world famous detective. She (really?) wants to become just like her father. Her father ends up missing before the tournament is announced. Leo's mother works in the same G Corporation division that may have betrayed Kazuya. Leo lived happily with her mother until she is murdered. The murder investigation ends abruptly and after mourning, Leo decides to take matters into her own hands. Upon further investigation into the murder, she notices that a name, Kazuya Mishima keeps showing up, and then decides to enter the next Iron Fist Tournament to get her revenge."

I believe this is Tekken's response to Dear Or Alive 4's 'Eliot' (below), having similar facial features (besides the sex difference ironically enough), hair colour and youth.

Eliot. Similar eh?

Zafina

"Zafina is a guardian to the tomb of a royal family at a village that has been around for centuries. The sealed grave is believed to protect the well being of the tribe. Many martial artists have tried to enter the tomb but Zafina has single handedly defeated them all. Zafina follows the ideals of astrology and finds out that something very bad is going to happen, something that could possibly lead to the end of the world. One day the village elders prophesies that when two "evil stars" meet, the seal on the graves will be broken and the world end. Zafina leaves the village to see if the world is really going to end."

Miguel

"Despising the thought of having his life in the hands of others, Miguel sought to live his life on his own. Even after being raised strictly by his parents, the blood thirsty personality of Miguel found him starting fights with the people around him and caused him to be seen as a rebel amongst everyone he knew. After countless arguments and disagreements with his parents he decided to leave his home when he was just 15. He found sanctuary at a bar he visited often. Miguel trusted no one, except his kind-hearted sister, who he cared about more than anyone. She visited him secretly without their parents knowing about it. Some time later, Miguel’s sister told him that she was to be married. Miguel was outraged and seriously thought of killing her fiance. On the day of the wedding Miguel watched the ceremony from outside of the church, not wanting to be seen by his parents. Under the clear blue sky, almost as if it was a blessing, a line of planes passed by the wedding… when just a moment later, a violent, burning inferno covered the scene. Miguel was blown away, although he was in great pain and almost collapsed, he tried desperately to look for his sister inside the remains of the church. When he finally found her, Miguel saw that his sister was dead and her wedding dress soaked in her blood. Miguel’s screams echoed throughout the ruins. Some time after Miguel discovered that the air raid was ordered by the Mishima Zaibatsu, and with furious hatred he vowed to get revenge on the Zaibatsu’s leader, Jin Kazama."

Bob

"Called a genius at martial arts, with his toned body and handsome face he was very popular. However unable to beat opponent of larger sizes he became determined to engineer his body to increase power and weight while maintaining speed. For this bob disappears from the fighting arena. A few years later after completing his body engineering everyone around him is shocked at his appearance. Although people are not taking bob seriously anymore bob himself is confident about his new found strength. To test his new found power he enters the king of iron fist tournament 6."

Didn't see this one coming, and although his appearance doesn't look convincing as a fighter, believe me I've seen this character in action. Don't underestimate him...*holds in laughter from truthful statement*

Phew, well the only character that intrigues me is actually Bob. Makes a change indeed, having an obese fighter for once. Hard to believe it to be possible BUT I guess it's Tekken, what with Bear's even a tree fighting for god sake. Anyway, it's still nice to add '4' new additions and they may even get interesting through the Tekken story, 'maybe'..

Finishing Info:

* All Tekken: DR character's will be returning in T6

* There will be a new rage system, in which character's who reach below 1/4 in health get an increase in damage output. The life bar will glow red and the character's fists will be covered in a reddish flame to show the rage system has been activated.

* There will be breakable walls and floors, which will lead to new areas for the Tekken character's to fight in. Similar to DOA, and it's about time too..

* All characters will sport one 'weapon' customization. Most of these optional 'weapons' can be used to add an extra attack to characters move-set, and may or may not be used in combo's.

* All characters will be more balanced. Devil Jin, in particular, has been noted to have gotten weaker.

* Customization has been upgraded, with more items than ever before, just don't compare the variety of choice to Smackdown Vs Raw..

From what I've seen for Tekken 6 so far, the backgrounds look gorgeous, characters have been improved along with the actual fighting smoother. It's just about what a Tekken fan can ask for, with more as a bonus Namco always seem to provide with each installment. Heh, I'm trying not to think of how many characters there will end up being when Tekken '50' comes out.

Might look something like this times X20 -_-

I think that'll do for now.

Yaoi For You

2008-03-02T19:35:00.005Z

Thought I'd add some Yaoi to the site. Enjoy

Warning: Man on Man sex!

Alright!

Blast!

Alright!

Showtime!

Blast!

Sweet!

Sweet!

Showtime!

Crazy!

Alright!

Crazy!

Reawaken Verve Towards Literature

2008-02-26T23:49:00.003Z

I have not made any Literature projects since my last one, Princess Gold. I'm really feeling I should get back into it.

I have made 4 in total. 1 was a quick Hentai test to see if I can describe sexual situations properly, suggestively and most importantly, pulling the reader into their sexual sides. I was successful and young at the time.

My second attempt was a DMC fan fiction. I failed terrible as it was my FIRST real project. The amount of grammatical errors, miss spellings and repeated use of character's names (instead of him, her and they) is almost endless and very embarrassing for me. But it's when I started out.

You can find this heap of trash here. At that time, I was infatuated with a girl named Faith so excuse my use of her. I did base some things on her but not all. I just though of expressing her in my story at the time but I have no interest in her these days and I haven't contacted her in about 2 years.

Moving on was my third attempt. Tournament X. You can find many past blog entries about it here by clicking on the Literature label at the bottom of this page. It was my attempt at a LONG story. Unfortunately, I found it difficult to keep working on it fluently because it was a team project and I was using myself and my Internet friends as characters. This also made it hard for me to work on. Ending at 60,000 words, the project was disavowed by my hand and is now a memory.

However, if you're interested, there are still traces and chapters of it left in the Stylish Archives. You can find it here. There is still detailed plot-line information as well as sketch art, characters lists, history and file information. Have a look if you're interested. But alas, I have disavowed it so it's old work.

My forth project was a 40,000 word story named Princess Gold. Finalising with only few grammatical hiccups, I was very pleased with it. It's my current featured piece of literature work that I show people if I am inquired about it. Although not top-notch reading material, obviously, I believe the bases and structure of the story are above average. It felt like tying up loose ends with TX because until PG, I had not made a full, worthy finished literature project.

You can find information and links to reading it, here.

There is also Anime art done by Krizy, a willing woman who majors in the Japanese language and has recently finished a large part of her education.

All water under the bridge for me. Now I ask, what will be my next project? I have many ideas but I am not sure which one to start on. Here is a list, and I'd VERY much appreciate comments and opinions to help me chose the right one. Or even if I should start at all with education and life getting in the way.

Kanon Fan fiction.[Working Title] A new story detailing another person's life in the town. How the crash happened and other mysterious things.

Devil May Cry fan fiction.[Working Title] Obviously, a story idea is pointless, I can think of anything surrounding my favourite game in the world.

Phlegm. A grim story of a gross city. It's a so, so kind of story but mainly focuses on corruption, horror, trills and business.

Folder 9. I'm still working on the idea of this. But it's supposed to be a mind-twister about a male who works in with files in the future. A very bleak future at that, run with numbers codes deciding the very fate of countries and people. Although the worker begins to grow open minded and soon makes sense of these codes and how they can effect him.

Shatter![Working Title] - Not too sure. based on time travel. Main character is a young woman who has a small relationship with a man working as the tech guy in horse racing gambling. She stumbles upon a time traveling mirror that reveals the past behind her, her friend and the entire city. Not too keen on this since I don't believe in time travel or time at that. Irony, ay?

Sought Through.[Working Title] - Strange idea that crossed my mind. Mainly about a female stalker who is insane about a young boy. The story is actually a lot darker though, and is revealed over time through the boy's family.

But, I'm totally open to other ideas. I need to start a new project and use whatever skills I have. But most importantly, improve my skills.

Once again, I'd really appreciate comments for this entry. I'll update if I ever feel like continuing this. Maybe I'll leave it until I'm ready again, or maybe someone can convince me to go through with it.

Devil May Cry Role-Play - 'Sworn Through Swords' Coming soon

2008-02-21T00:10:00.004Z

I'd just like to note that im making a Role-Play site with the theme of Devil May Cry, for any readers here who RP, or might be interested in giving it a try. It is DMC based, but not restricted to being open. You can create your own original character, being Human, Half-Demon or Demon if you wish.

Robert Ninja has also been helping out, delivering some Stylish work for art, including help overall. I plan to finalize the site soon as I've put down a few more locations from the actual DMC setting, being DMC4. In short, I have yet to play my own copy of DMC4 (dont ask) and after I have (soon) I will then have a good idea for locations and imagination to use in the site.

Stay tuned.

Devil May Cry 4 - Lyrics "Lock & Load (Blackened Angel Remix)"

2008-02-12T16:49:00.001Z

Bring the fables from thy tomb

Sporadic doom as knights loom

Does clergy support this passion?

Pure wrath of the winged assassin

A time of fate, your spite sooths

Untold the stories of thy muse

Hour is late as kingdoms unfold

Signs in disarray, you fight in loath

[More], when your

[In the groove], in core

[With the muse], is your

[Light the fold], with torch

Cues of silence spark the mastery

Knights revolt to demonic treachery

Can this seal be broken?

Has our fate awoken?

Who's this antichrist?

Judgement waits on the test of time

Welcome to the thoughts of a coward's disband

Cuz now you're in the shadow of an angel's wingspan

Choose your cradle of filth

Discipline that I've instilled

Turn and face your sacrifice

As I revolve this lead of might

Immune to your parasite, except the hourglass that grains the time

Try to find the antidote, counting down towards the undertow

In my world where only time is feared, single handedly I draw your first tear

Sway strong to the truthful frequency, spirits swim in the wares of history

Devil May Cry 4 - Mixed Up

2008-02-09T03:03:00.000Z

I now have a copy of DMC 4 and I have made it to mission 11. In brief, good fighting, plot is opening too slowly.

Now, I just realised I'm actually playing the Devil May Cry games in order.

The first time I ever played a DMC game was in my friend's house. DMC 2, I defeated a boss my friend was stuck on at my first try and it was then I knew I lived for this game. But I didn't really PLAY the game, just tasted it.

Here is what the official timeline is:

DMC 3
DMC 1
DMC 4
DMC 2

Now this may very well be wrong, but here's what I THINK it is with detail:

DMC Manga
DMC Novel
DMC 3 - Side Manga
DMC Anime
DMC 1
DMC 4
DMC 2

Don't take my word on that, though. Here is the order I've played them in:

DMC 3
DMC 1
DMC 4 (Currently Playing)

...and yet to play what seems to be the ever bashed DMC 2. Never the less, I'm following the DMC storyline chronologically and I still don't know a lot of stuff. I guess that's because, in detail, it looks like this for me.

DMC 3
DMC Anime
DMC Novel (Half Read)
DMC 1
DMC Novel (Fully Read)
DMC 4 (Currently Playing)

It's all a bit... messed up. For me, at least. One thing I know... I don't play for all this story... although I do try my hardest to get into it. The real reason I play is for these key things.

Gameplay (Soul Quenching)
Style (STYLE!)
Coolness (Smilie with shades, please)
Dante (The best ever)
Music ('Nuff Said)
Epicness (Fan Fiction, Anime, Posters, Fame)

I have yet to play Dante in DMC 4.

Devil May Cry 4 - Achievements

2008-02-05T23:53:00.000Z

Here's the Achievement list for DMC 4.

A Comfortable Pace (10) - Clear mission 11 in Human Mode

Easy Does It (10) - Clear all missions in Human Mode

Filled with Pride (10) - Acquire 10,000 Proud Souls

Half Way There (10) - Clear mission 11 in Devil Hunter Mode

River of Red (10) - Acquire 10,000 Red Orbs

Rookie Devil Hunter (10) - Defeat a total of 100 enemies

Simply Spectacular (10) - Complete a mission with an S ranking

Smokin' Sick Style!!! (10) - Complete a Stylish Rank SSS (Smokin' Sick Style!!!) combo

Smokin' Style!! (10) - Complete a Stylish Rank SS (Smokin' Style!!) combo

Smokin'! (10) - Complete a Stylish Rank S (Smokin'!) combo

Done and Done (20) - Clear all missions in Devil Hunter Mode

The Best of the Rest (20) - Clear all missions in Human Mode with an S ranking

A Cut Above (30) - Clear all missions in Devil Hunter Mode with an S ranking

The Ninth Circle (10) - Clear stage 90 of Bloody Palace mode

The Eight Circle (10) - Clear stage 80 of Bloody Palace mode

The Seventh Circle (10) - Clear stage 70 of Bloody Palace mode

The Sixth Circle (10) - Clear stage 60 of Bloody Palace mode

The Fifth Circle (10) - Clear stage 50 of Bloody Palace mode

The Fourth Circle (10) - Clear stage 40 of Bloody Palace mode

The Third Circle (10) - Clear stage 30 of Bloody Palace mode

The Second Circle (10) - Clear stage 20 of Bloody Palace mode

The First Circle (10) - Clear stage 10 of Bloody Palace mode

A Throne of Glory (50) - Clear all game modes

Never Say Die (50) - Clear all missions in Dante Must Die mode with an S ranking

A Stunning Feat (40) - Clear all missions in Son of Sparda mode with an S ranking

Nothing Left Unsaid (10) - Clear all secret missions

Tonight, We Dine in Hell (10) - Clear all missions in Hell or Hell mode

Step into the Light (10) - Clear all missions in Heaven or Hell mode

All Bow Before You (40) - Clear all missions in Dante Must Die mode

Easier Said Than Done (10) - Clear mission 11 in Dante Must Die mode

Hardly a Simple Task (30) - Clear all missions in Son of Sparda mode

Rock and a Hard Place (10) - Clear mission 11 in Son of Sparda mode

Covered in Blood (40) - Clear all Bloody Palace mode stages

King of the Palace (50) - Clear all Bloody Palace mode stages with an S ranking

Speak of the Devil (20) - Clear the game with Super Nero (Dante)

Modus Vivendi (10) - Extend the Vitality Gauge to maximum capacity

Bat Out of Hell (10) - Extend the Devil Trigger Gauge to maximum capacity

Your Cup Runeth Over (20) - Aquire 100,000 Red Orbs

Red Orb Millionaire (40) - Aquire 1,000,000 Red Orbs

Brimming with Pride (20) - Aquire 100,00 Proud Souls

Proud Millionaire (40) - Aquire 1,000,000 Proud Souls

Skilled Devil Hunter (30) - Defeat a total of 1,000 enemies

Legendary Devil Hunter (50) - Defeat a total of 10,000 enemies

Item Collecter - Aquire a Maximum of all items

Skill Collecter - Nero - Aquire all of Nero's skills

Skill Collecter - Dante - Aquire all of Dante's skills

Thanks to Lithium for providing SStylish with this list.

Devil May Cry 4 - Ten Minutes To Slay

2008-01-28T21:29:00.000Z

The first DMC 4 combo videos are out there! From the demo, where the player is granted 10 minutes to play as much as he/she can.

As you may notice, the two players have a different styles of slaying. Which is good, of course. In the second video, the player activated Exceed, a stronger, harder to perform way of attacking on almost every single swing. Looks like pros are being formed even from the demo. Devil May Cry 4's attention has also boomed with Capcom forums, sites and most free-lance gaming sites blasting out info, screenshots and videos about Dante's new adventure.

It looks like Devil May Cry 4 is going to play a big part in shaping the video game industry. Why? because DMC 4 isn't just another cool game available on all major consoles. It's an interactive goldmine of people making fan-art, combo videos, Anime, novels, fan fiction and... you guessed it, Blogs. Very like this one, wouldn't you say? Ah, the power of DMC's influence and fame has yet to weaken.

Devil May Cry 4 - Official Release Dates

2008-01-25T00:53:00.000Z

These are the official release dates confirmed by Capcom of when Devil May Cry 4 is being released wherever you may be.

Europe: February 8th 2008

North America: February 5th 2008

Australia: February 7th 2008

Japan: January 31st 2008

And for the demo.

Japanese PSN ~ Out Now
Worldwide release ~ 31st January on XBOX Live and PSN
Confirmed to be the TGS demo, with minor alterations
Dante will not be playable in the demo

Installation (PS3 Version Exclusive)

4.9Gb install, which takes 21 minutes. The installation process is mandatory- Grants the player non-existent load times. During installation, you will be given the opportunity to peruse a 20 minute exposition. This exposition covers the story of Devil May Cry, and is a text & picture based rundown of the DMC mythos. Exposition is not available on the 360 in any form, not even bundled with the consoles sold in Japan. Load times are never longer than 5 seconds for 360, while they are negligible on PS3. 360 version loads faster than the PS3 due to a faster drive, though the Install for the PS3 eliminates load times

Patience people...Nearly there.

Devil May Cry 4 - Shall We Dance?

2008-01-24T22:11:00.000Z

Nero's Taunts. Listed neatly in one video. Thanks to a Hidatsu, it is now to my attention, not even owning the game, that running and taunting will be an attack that involves Nero using his entire body weight to slam into a demon. However, this attack doesn't seem very efficient, more so useful for finishing off an enemy with a smirk.

Gaugh

2008-01-20T23:25:00.000Z

Here's a very funny, and classic video on YouTube of the GRAPE LADY'S fall on live TV.

And now for the remix.

Here's another YouTube video. A model falls twice and the news reporters can not hold in their laughter.

And a collection of TV bloopers.

Devil May Cry 4 - Demon "One Eyed Dark Knight"

2008-01-18T08:39:00.000Z

Well...Least they came up with something not 'completely' ripping off any Final Fantasy's, unlike the *sigh* "One Winged Dark Knight". Anyway, this appears to be the last demon revealed by Capcom. It doesn't look very intimidating to me...but I bet I'll eat my own words when facing it. If those wings, or whatever behind him can actually fly, that spells bad news indeed. I suspect it'll be a quick but powerful foe to defeat.

We can only wait and see...

Oh, and here's a shot of Dante in DT, looking good..

Devil May Cry 4 - Character Image List

2008-01-14T17:31:00.000Z

Although you can easily find these on the main site, what kind of DMC Blog would this be without the full DMC Cast Image list? Here they are.

Dante

One seriously hot Dante pose

Nero

Must... not... jerk off!

Kyrie

Yes, it DOES make your ass look fat

Agnus

OMG, he has the Death Note! Pedo much?

Gloria

Whore

Credo

He's better than you...

Trish

^_^

Lady

Why is she still here?!

Devil May Cry 4 - Lyrics "Sworn Through Swords"

2008-01-14T01:42:00.001Z

Draw your blade
Shall mark this day
You shall pay
When sworn through swords
~
[X2]

My chaos sphere
It rules right here
This is more than war
Bow down or draw your sword

You think you’ve mastered pain
There are no rules in this game
Cast your ritual taunt
Right before the blood lust hunt

I’ll singe the soul, as I burn all
Turning the flesh to soot as I kill them all
Master the blade, it’s what you strive for
The bait, the lure
We’re sworn through swords

[Give into me] Draw your blade
[Heresy] Shall mark this day
[Brutality] You shall pay
[Face your fears] When sworn through swords
~
[X2]

The more you give, the more I maim
You are spirit, and I am bane
Your truth strikes through, as steel guides true
It’s enough for pride, but not enough to survive

Devil May Cry 4 - Lyrics "Out Of Darkness (Prologue)"

2008-01-14T01:18:00.001Z

Listen to my voice
Calling you
Calling you out of darkness
Here the Devil’s cry of sin
Always turn your back on him...

With the wind you go
Still I dream of your spirit, leading you back home
I will give my gifts to you
Grow your garden, watch it bloom

The light in your eye is an angel up high
Fighting to ease the shadow side
Hearts will grow though having to bend
Leaving behind all things in the end

Listen to my voice
Calling you
Calling you out of darkness
Hear the Devil’s cry of sin
Always turn your back on him…

Hentai Wallet

2008-01-10T23:28:00.001Z

So here's some more Hentai. Rated again by me. Sorry laides, I haven't found any Hentai for girls, nor any Yaoi. It's not common on my sources of Hentai.

Remember, you can CLICK and ENLARGE the lovely pictures.

Blast! (Angels... wooh!)

Alright!

Blast!

Alright!

Crazy!

Sweet!

Sweet!

Alright! ( Depresses me D: )

SSStylish!!!

Alright!

Sweet!

Showtime!

Devil May Cry 4 - Dark-Red Slayer

2008-01-10T17:45:00.000Z

Un-believeable. Check this out.

Dante wielding Yamato while in Darkslayer Style

This took me by a big surprise. I had already expected Dante to fight with Yamato because several cutscenes had involved it AND a Japanese ad had showed him messing with it, but for Dante to actually be able to use Vergil's Darkslayer Style, previously exclusive to him in DMC3, was a real blast to the face. This opens up my mind that maybe the other spin-off styles like Quicksilver and Doppelganger might still be here.

Dante's four main Styles, Swordmaster, Gunslinger, Royal Guard and Trickster have been assigned to the PS3 buttons UP, DOWN, LEFT and RIGHT. Where this new Darklsayer style stands on the PS3 controller is unknown to me, but certainly not to some. How will these spin-off styles be able to be changeable instantly in the heat of battle like Capcom promised while all the possible buttons are taken up?

With DMC4 basically out now, a lot more news will be pouring in. Probably so much that this is old news to quite a lot of readers. But... I go at my own pace, as does the Blog with co-poster, DJ-Darkslayer. I don't really mind being a bit slow, either. There are plenty of gaming sites giving out ultra-instant, piping hot fresh news. I want my Blog to try and explain things with more dept and some opinions from yours truly, a DMC fan, not just some jet-lagged, tank-top wearing reporter in Japan getting the latest news yet not knowing half of what it means, giving only bullet points to the site and for them to expand it only with the use of stretching the English language.

Moving on, here are a few more screenshots I found.

Ice can pass through Dante's all powerful sword?

Dante looking up an ass. ...wait, seriously? This is good news as Stylish supports Hentai!

This is the suitcase weapon... yep, DMC is mad.

Dante always did like his guns. So much so now that he's going military

It's cheesy enough, but not short enough. They're supposed to be ONE liners.

More action... ahem, DMC.

Dante and Nero begin to fight again in what seems to be a second Nero Vs Dante fight!

Gunslinger at its finest.

Stylish Review - Funderland

2008-01-06T07:24:00.000Z

This year's Funderland, based in Dublin had not really been heard of. It just came. So, with me going I decided to review it. I didn't take pictures of the place so excuse the lack of imagery.

The whole place is set where it usually is... RDS. The weather was pretty damn cold so the inside part was more populated. To my surprise I had to pay £2 just to enter the place. Yeah, admission pay. I was told that if I leave I'll have to pay to re-enter, what a load of shit. The place was all lit up, as carnivals tend to be. The biggest kick in the balls was that the prices for rides has been raised this year... AGAIN. Most rides at minimum of £2.50. That might not sound like much, but I'm actually talking about Euros. Excuse my keyboard, it has not got the Euro sign. So yeah, 2.50, just that extra 50 just to piss ya right off so ya can't even fork over the money in a single coin.

Funderland's cold... cold Ferris Wheel.

Speaking of coins, that's another major problem about the place. There are no coin machines to be found. I searched for a while but there was too much shit going on with the lights it was hard to make out anything in detail unless it was your hand in front of your face. The small arcade-type games were super old and look back-dated to about 3 years at least. The pick-up machines were rigged as always, no suprise there.

As for the actual rides, I can't say they were that great either. Although I don't remember the names, there was only a few I enjoyed or even bothered going on since most did the same thing just with a slightly different speed or colour on the chairs. Funderland seems to have this idea that all rides need to spin. More than half of the rides were in a spinning motion and little of them showed any sign of originality or different motions. Not to mention the ancient art on the damn rides. I remember the last time I went, there was art of Sega's Mega Drive spin-off game, Kid Chameleon released in 1992. They were lucky they got rid of it but it's only now replaced by art looking like it was made for 70s teens or even something out of the cheesy TV show, Saved By The Bell. What a joke.

I didn't taste much of the food they had, but from what I did taste, it was also a pile of rubbish. I asked for a Pepsi, which I drank. It was so damn flat. Ya know what it tasted it like? It tasted like they just got that cheap-ass cola you find in Tesco and they had poured it into Pepsi cups. What a joke. I happen to like Pepsi more than Coke, and I can tell ya this, it was neither. Definitely some rip-off, no-brand cola from wherever. I had tasted a slushie, the ones with ice. Whatever the hell you call em, it was pretty damn nice. That is, for the first slurp. After that all I could taste was the melting ice. More than 70% of the drink was ice and water.

After throwing my ice-drink in a nearby bin, I finally caught sight of a CHANGE machine. About time, there's like one in the entire building. Not to mention it's in the inside part of the carnival, meaning you can't get change before you need to give the £2 admission fee, which I hear doesn't give out change. So if all you've got is a £5 note, good luck to you getting into that change machine.

There were a few good rides like that MAGIC CARPET and some other SPINNING thing again. I rode about 6 of the rides. There was one of them that was supposed to be outside, but they had placed it inside. Why? I don't have a clue... I mean, there's plenty of room outside, no need to cram it into the low-oxygenated interior. So the ride is supposed to go right up and around, but it only goes halfway due to the ceiling, hence, the boundaries of putting the thing in the interior. Giving it a shot was hardly a thrill. You could tell it was only doing half of what it could, yet it managed to be the most sickening. Yeah, I actually felt ill after a half-assed ride. Possibly could have been the best ride there, but managed to fuck up from chosen area of placing.

Despite how bad I make it sound, the 6 rides that I DID try happened to be the best because I'm good at singling them out. It's worth the trip IF you can guess the good ones. If only I had remembered their names.

I thought it strange to make the demon have glowing boobs.

The worst ride had to be the ROLLERGHOATSER. Some polish-made ride meant to scare the shit out of yeah. The only thing that entertainment me was the brave little girl behind be saying, "I'm not scared of this ride." Of which I replied, "Scared of me?" She tutted and said no. Figures... The ride was so boring. The only thing preventing you from falling asleep is this gust of wind that farts right in your face every 15 seconds from various parts on the walls. At least they had boobs posted up on the walls. Whatever.

The Ferris Wheel... well, how can you go wrong with a Ferris wheel. Well, you can't... but I can. It was such a cold day, rising that high in the air was not a good idea. I hear the Japanese love Ferris Wheels as romantic gestures or whatever. Speaking of foreign people, there were quite a lot of Chinese AND Japanese people attending the place. This was a nice touch as I like Chinese and Japanese people. Although, what you'll mostly come across is regular folk. Tracksuits, what-not. The Carnies are really ignorant. They hardly answer you can look as if they could shoot themselves any moment from what a shit job they've got. One of them yelled at my accompanying partners when we wanted to sit at the FRONT of the Magic Carpet. Nope, had to sit at the back. Then along comes a bunch of kids who take my pace in the front. The Carnie guy with blondish hair looked like a complete waster. I can just imagine him shooting up drugs after every ride.

All in all, Funderland will only be fun if ya go with fun people and know what rides to get on. If you're on your own and don't have a clue, you might find the place unpleasant. Don't eat the food unless it's already packaged, and don't look the carnies in the eye.

Funderland gets a VERY generous score of 50% from SStylish. Bring a partner.

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